Saturday Amusement
Apr 5, 2014 17:46:43 #
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.
The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.
Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.
After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.
Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.
The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. "
"Our son is going to be a politician!"
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.
The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.
Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.
After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.
Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.
The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. "
"Our son is going to be a politician!"
Apr 5, 2014 20:08:43 #
AuntiE wrote:
The big test! br br An older couple had a son, wh... (show quote)
Now that was funny............. Loved it............
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 6, 2014 04:48:59 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
The big test! br br An older couple had a son, wh... (show quote)
Now he'll be charging THEM to keep him at home, there'll be no curfew, they will not be allowed to question him at all, about anything, and he will stay there until he dies.
Apr 6, 2014 09:09:23 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Now he'll be charging THEM to keep him at home, there'll be no curfew, they will not be allowed to question him at all, about anything, and he will stay there until he dies.
Or sue them like the young woman, in Ohio or somewhere east. At least I had to give a chuckle.
Apr 6, 2014 10:43:40 #
What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office? I can clearly see "you're" nuts....
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