A British Explorer Gives a Talk in a Seaside Town
May 27, 2018 11:27:53 #
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A British Explorer Gives a Talk in a Seaside Town
A famous British explorer was invited to a seaside town to give a talk about his adventures in the African jungle.
“Can you imagine a people so primitive that they love to eat the embryos of a certain bird and slices of the belly of a certain animal?” the explorer asked the assembled audience.
Its members gasped and looked around at each other in horror.
“They also grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then smear the result with a greasy mess that’s extracted from the mammary fluid of certain other animals,” the explorer continued.
“Utterly barbaric! How can people live like that?” said a lone voice.
“All I’ve described is a breakfast of bacon, eggs and buttered toast, sir!” retorted the explorer.
Moral of the story: Don't be quick to judge cultures before you understand your own!
A British Explorer Gives a Talk in a Seaside Town
A famous British explorer was invited to a seaside town to give a talk about his adventures in the African jungle.
“Can you imagine a people so primitive that they love to eat the embryos of a certain bird and slices of the belly of a certain animal?” the explorer asked the assembled audience.
Its members gasped and looked around at each other in horror.
“They also grind up grass seed, make it into a paste, burn it over a fire, then smear the result with a greasy mess that’s extracted from the mammary fluid of certain other animals,” the explorer continued.
“Utterly barbaric! How can people live like that?” said a lone voice.
“All I’ve described is a breakfast of bacon, eggs and buttered toast, sir!” retorted the explorer.
Moral of the story: Don't be quick to judge cultures before you understand your own!
May 27, 2018 11:55:38 #
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That sounds good enough to eat.
May 27, 2018 12:21:01 #
May 27, 2018 15:05:14 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Mike Easterday wrote:
Breakfast of Champions
Only if it includes Wheaties the breakfast of champions, although it could also be the food we feed our dogs .
May 27, 2018 15:16:17 #
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