Unlucky Woman In Marriage...
May 27, 2018 10:47:17 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Has This Woman's Bad Luck Finally Run Out?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What??" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was
going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed
to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't
know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure
how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I Miss Him!!!!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but why?"
"Oh, you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What??" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was
going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed
to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't
know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three
years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure
how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I Miss Him!!!!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but why?"
"Oh, you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
May 27, 2018 10:54:18 #
May 27, 2018 10:55:23 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Has This Woman's Bad Luck Finally Run Out? br br ... (show quote)
Shes got that right.
May 27, 2018 11:26:17 #
A man asked his wife what she would like for their 60th wedding anniversary. She said I want to go over to the Holy Land and visit all of the sites. He said, well okay. So they visit all of the Holy sites, but before they can return home she passes away. He is quite upset and does not know what to do. He finds a funeral director and says I don't know how how to handle this. The funeral director tries to calm the man down and says, well Sir here are your options. You can ship your wife home to be buried, but it will cost you $ 10,000. You can have her buried here in the Holy Land and it will be only $ 1,000. The man thought about it and said, no I want to ship her home for burial. The funeral director was puzzled and asked the man why he wouldn't go with the simpler and cheaper method and just have her buried here in the Holy Land.
He said that 2,000 years ago a guy died over here, they buried him and 3 days later he came back from the dead. The man said, I can't take that chance.
He said that 2,000 years ago a guy died over here, they buried him and 3 days later he came back from the dead. The man said, I can't take that chance.
May 28, 2018 07:10:45 #
son of witless wrote:
A man asked his wife what she would like for their... (show quote)
thats a good one
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