forgive your enemies
May 26, 2018 11:32:46 #
The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies."
He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.
Now about 80% held up their hands.
He then repeated his question once more.
All responded, except one elderly lady.
"Mrs. Johnson, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Johnson that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three," she replied.
"Mrs. Johnson, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle and said, "I outlived every one of those bitches!"
He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.
Now about 80% held up their hands.
He then repeated his question once more.
All responded, except one elderly lady.
"Mrs. Johnson, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Johnson that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three," she replied.
"Mrs. Johnson, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle and said, "I outlived every one of those bitches!"
May 26, 2018 12:21:22 #
badbobby wrote:
The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive You... (show quote)
She must be from the church you and Mrs BB attend right?
May 26, 2018 12:31:27 #
bahmer wrote:
She must be from the church you and Mrs BB attend right?
yep
the Church of Vindictiveness
May 26, 2018 12:42:58 #
badbobby wrote:
yep
the Church of Vindictiveness
the Church of Vindictiveness
I was implying that both you and Mrs. BB are both sweethearts and
that is the reason for the both of you living as long as you have.
Neither of you are vindictive but you are kind and loving. You are even
friends with a dastardly Marine so you are obviously not vindictive.
Sympathetic to the poor dear who failed the Navy entrance exam but not vindictive.
May 26, 2018 14:44:23 #
bahmer wrote:
I was implying that both you and Mrs. BB are both ... (show quote)
you're much too kind bahm
thank you
May 26, 2018 14:58:25 #
badbobby wrote:
you're much too kind bahm
thank you
thank you
It is truly a shame that all of your good traits have
somehow failed to rub off on your other two
associates those dastardly Marines. There is so
much that they could have learned from you if
they had only paid attention. So sad.
May 27, 2018 16:26:11 #
if,you unscrewed the marines heads,and crapped in the hole,you could teach them anything.....
May 27, 2018 16:32:07 #
boatbob2 wrote:
if,you unscrewed the marines heads,and crapped in the hole,you could teach them anything.....
Now that is cruel. While those jarheads have their drawbacks a finer friend is hard to find. They did fail the Navy's entrance exam and they have to have things explained to them a couple of timers real slow but they are there for you. They do tend to get their stories mixed up on occasion but they can be shown the error of their ways and they soon realize their error and pay their I.O.U.'s just ask badbobby if this isn't true.
May 27, 2018 19:20:28 #
boatbob2 wrote:
if,you unscrewed the marines heads,and crapped in the hole,you could teach them anything.....
now bb
you know what good door guards they are
May 27, 2018 19:21:38 #
bahmer wrote:
Now that is cruel. While those jarheads have their... (show quote)
are you dreamin bahm??
May 28, 2018 08:35:48 #
May 28, 2018 08:40:00 #
Talking about Marine door guards,I was an MP,in Kobe Japan,(1956) I had to go onto the carrier USS ESSEX,to pick up the shore patrol,I NEVER seen so many armed Marine guards in my life ,Heck,they were even guarding the latrine (head) I guess that didn't want anyone to steal their mid-rats ( midnite rations) (TIC)
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