For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Donât ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly test.
So, I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt
Said I should get a Mammogram.
âO.K.â I said âletâs do it.â
âStand up here real closeâ she said,
(She got my boob in line),
âAnd tell me when it hurts, she said,
âAh yes! Right there, thatâs fineâ.
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooterâs in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within itâs vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
âTake a deep breathâ she said to me,
Who does she think sheâs kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
âThere, thatâs goodâ I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
âNow, letâs have a go at the other one.â
Have mercy, I am praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It Squeezed me from both sides.
Iâll bet SHEâS never had this done
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone âker-pow!â
This machine was created by a man,
Of this I have no doubt.
Iâd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come outâ¦.
badbobby wrote:
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Donât ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly test.
So, I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt
Said I should get a Mammogram.
âO.K.â I said âletâs do it.â
âStand up here real closeâ she said,
(She got my boob in line),
âAnd tell me when it hurts, she said,
âAh yes! Right there, thatâs fineâ.
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooterâs in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within itâs vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
âTake a deep breathâ she said to me,
Who does she think sheâs kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
âThere, thatâs goodâ I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
âNow, letâs have a go at the other one.â
Have mercy, I am praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It Squeezed me from both sides.
Iâll bet SHEâS never had this done
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone âker-pow!â
This machine was created by a man,
Of this I have no doubt.
Iâd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come outâ¦.
For years and years they told me, br br Be carefu... (
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Funny but true. My friends have told me. I’ve never had it done and don’t think I ever
shall. Thank you for the laugh.
badbobby wrote:
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
DonâÂÂt ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly test.
So, I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt
Said I should get a Mammogram.
âÂÂO.K.â I said âÂÂletâÂÂs do it.âÂÂ
âÂÂStand up here real closeâ she said,
(She got my boob in line),
âÂÂAnd tell me when it hurts, she said,
âÂÂAh yes! Right there, thatâÂÂs fineâÂÂ.
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooterâÂÂs in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within itâÂÂs vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
âÂÂTake a deep breathâ she said to me,
Who does she think sheâÂÂs kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
âÂÂThere, thatâÂÂs goodâ I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
âÂÂNow, letâÂÂs have a go at the other one.âÂÂ
Have mercy, I am praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It Squeezed me from both sides.
IâÂÂll bet SHEâÂÂS never had this done
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone âÂÂker-pow!âÂÂ
This machine was created by a man,
Of this I have no doubt.
IâÂÂd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come outâ¦.
For years and years they told me, br br Be carefu... (
show quote)
Outstanding , Mister, just outstanding!!! Lololol😂
Mom8052
Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico
badbobby wrote:
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Donât ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly test.
So, I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt
Said I should get a Mammogram.
âO.K.â I said âletâs do it.â
âStand up here real closeâ she said,
(She got my boob in line),
âAnd tell me when it hurts, she said,
âAh yes! Right there, thatâs fineâ.
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooterâs in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within itâs vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
âTake a deep breathâ she said to me,
Who does she think sheâs kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
âThere, thatâs goodâ I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
âNow, letâs have a go at the other one.â
Have mercy, I am praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It Squeezed me from both sides.
Iâll bet SHEâS never had this done
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone âker-pow!â
This machine was created by a man,
Of this I have no doubt.
Iâd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come outâ¦.
For years and years they told me, br br Be carefu... (
show quote)
~~~
Of Course, man created it!! Turn about is fair play.
It makes me mad that my babies get squashed every two years. It just makes me want to cry
AND,after all those years,of being squashed,We cry,after looking at those squashed boobs,hanging down to your knees.
badbobby wrote:
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Donât ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly test.
So, I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt
Said I should get a Mammogram.
âO.K.â I said âletâs do it.â
âStand up here real closeâ she said,
(She got my boob in line),
âAnd tell me when it hurts, she said,
âAh yes! Right there, thatâs fineâ.
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooterâs in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within itâs vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
âTake a deep breathâ she said to me,
Who does she think sheâs kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
âThere, thatâs goodâ I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
âNow, letâs have a go at the other one.â
Have mercy, I am praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It Squeezed me from both sides.
Iâll bet SHEâS never had this done
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone âker-pow!â
This machine was created by a man,
Of this I have no doubt.
Iâd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come outâ¦.
For years and years they told me, br br Be carefu... (
show quote)
Thanks badbobby a true gem this is. My wife had this done
every year faithfully and when they discovered a problem
it was to late so why do they do it at all.
praise from you lovely ladies
is icing on the cake
thank you
bahmer wrote:
Thanks badbobby a true gem this is. My wife had this done
every year faithfully and when they discovered a problem
it was to late so why do they do it at all.
I'm so sorry bahm
but Mama was diagnosed with breast cancer twice(found with testing before it was too late)
although she has lost parts of her body,she hasn't lost everything
again ,I'm so very sorry bahm
badbobby wrote:
I'm so sorry bahm
but Mama was diagnosed with breast cancer twice(found with testing before it was too late)
although she has lost parts of her body,she hasn't lost everything
again ,I'm so very sorry bahm
I am so glad that yours found out in time to save her and keep you on the straight and narrow.
I am really glad for the both of you even with a double mastectomy for my wife it was to little
to late. She was what I classified as a pretty bad off. When I read the oncology listing for
cancer she was the last grouping number 3. She worked for a hospital at the time as well.
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