Five plus five
May 25, 2018 11:38:33 #
How Much Is Five Plus Five?
when Slatten was a lad he was sitting in math class when suddenly his teacher asked him âSlat, How much is 2 + 2?â Slaty, caught off guard, begins counting his fingers under the table mumbling to himself: â1â¦2â¦3â¦4,â before happily exclaiming âThe answer is four!â
âThatâs correct,â answered his teacher, âbut I saw you counting your fingers instead of doing the math in your head. So I want you to put your hands behind your back and tell me what do you get if you add 3 + 3?â
Slat put his hands behind his back, but his teacher saw that he was still moving uncomfortably as if he were trying to count fingers. After a few moments he said uncertainly, "is the answer six?""You are correct," she replied, "but I see you're still counting fingers despite me asking you not to! Put your hands in your pant pockets and tell me what you get if you add 5 + 5." Slat put his hands in his pants and his teacher saw him looking at his pants and moving his lips without uttering a word until finally the teacher became impatient and said: "I see what you're doing there and I can tell you right now that the answer is not eleven!"
when Slatten was a lad he was sitting in math class when suddenly his teacher asked him âSlat, How much is 2 + 2?â Slaty, caught off guard, begins counting his fingers under the table mumbling to himself: â1â¦2â¦3â¦4,â before happily exclaiming âThe answer is four!â
âThatâs correct,â answered his teacher, âbut I saw you counting your fingers instead of doing the math in your head. So I want you to put your hands behind your back and tell me what do you get if you add 3 + 3?â
Slat put his hands behind his back, but his teacher saw that he was still moving uncomfortably as if he were trying to count fingers. After a few moments he said uncertainly, "is the answer six?""You are correct," she replied, "but I see you're still counting fingers despite me asking you not to! Put your hands in your pant pockets and tell me what you get if you add 5 + 5." Slat put his hands in his pants and his teacher saw him looking at his pants and moving his lips without uttering a word until finally the teacher became impatient and said: "I see what you're doing there and I can tell you right now that the answer is not eleven!"
May 25, 2018 11:41:22 #
May 25, 2018 11:53:22 #
badbobby wrote:
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Is that how Slats plays poker as well?
May 25, 2018 12:51:27 #
May 25, 2018 16:28:03 #
badbobby wrote:
close to the same 
Maybe if we could get Slats to give us one of his many oil wells
I could then move down to Texas and you and I could go fishing.
We can catch crappies for momma and bass for you and I will help
clean the fish.
May 25, 2018 21:31:42 #
badbobby wrote:
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