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The Hooker & The Immigrant...
May 9, 2018 09:00:15   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
FROM MAZATLAN

👍👍👍 ... Very Good Connell, Exactly Right... Don D.

The Hooker And The Immigrant

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?

"No," she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!

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May 9, 2018 09:29:11   #
Mike Easterday
 
Yep!

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May 10, 2018 06:52:03   #
Big dog
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
FROM MAZATLAN

👍👍👍 ... Very Good Connell, Exactly Right... Don D.

The Hooker And The Immigrant

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?

"No," she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!
FROM MAZATLAN br br 👍👍👍 ... Very Good Connell,... (show quote)


THAT'S a GREAT way to describe the situation.

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May 10, 2018 10:01:00   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
FROM MAZATLAN

👍👍👍 ... Very Good Connell, Exactly Right... Don D.

The Hooker And The Immigrant

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?

"No," she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!
FROM MAZATLAN br br 👍👍👍 ... Very Good Connell,... (show quote)


Amen and Amen spot on Don thanks.

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