bahm and the freight train
Apr 28, 2018 11:37:38 #
bahm visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.
While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was.
Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party.
While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.
His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what has happened and asks bahm, "Why'd you ruin my good kettle?"
bahm replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."
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While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was.
Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party.
While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.
His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what has happened and asks bahm, "Why'd you ruin my good kettle?"
bahm replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."
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Apr 29, 2018 08:33:06 #
Apr 29, 2018 10:24:08 #
badbobby wrote:
bahm visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or ... (show quote)
You really don't know what those things grow into if left alone.
Kill em while they are still small is the only way.
Sorta like badbobby and his fish from what I have heard.
Apr 29, 2018 12:00:53 #
bahmer wrote:
You really don't know what those things grow into if left alone.
Kill em while they are still small is the only way.
Sorta like badbobby and his fish from what I have heard.
Kill em while they are still small is the only way.
Sorta like badbobby and his fish from what I have heard.
you've been consorting with dastardly Marines agin
Apr 29, 2018 12:14:34 #
badbobby wrote:
you've been consorting with dastardly Marines agin
Have you heard from Slats and when does he get back?
Apr 29, 2018 12:30:06 #
bahmer wrote:
Have you heard from Slats and when does he get back?
no word but Bear said he had stopped there
and called me old
Apr 29, 2018 12:50:47 #
badbobby wrote:
no word but Bear said he had stopped there
and called me old
and called me old
How dare that old geiser call you old he ain't what I would call
no spring chicken and you could outfish him any day of the week.
Apr 29, 2018 17:23:40 #
bahmer wrote:
How dare that old geiser call you old he ain't what I would call
no spring chicken and you could outfish him any day of the week.
no spring chicken and you could outfish him any day of the week.
he also had a few unkind words for you too
sumpin like swabbie lover
Apr 29, 2018 17:27:06 #
badbobby wrote:
he also had a few unkind words for you too
sumpin like swabbie lover
sumpin like swabbie lover
Now I would classify that as a downright compliment if I ever heard one.
Thats almost as good as taking me out to dinner as far as I'm concerned.
Apr 29, 2018 17:41:17 #
bahmer wrote:
Now I would classify that as a downright compliment if I ever heard one.
Thats almost as good as taking me out to dinner as far as I'm concerned.
Thats almost as good as taking me out to dinner as far as I'm concerned.
you can count on that never happening bahm
Slat is banned from all eating establishments
but he does sneak in some a them through the kitchen
course that;s as far in as he wants to get
Apr 29, 2018 17:44:44 #
badbobby wrote:
you can count on that never happening bahm
Slat is banned from all eating establishments
but he does sneak in some a them through the kitchen
course that;s as far in as he wants to get
Slat is banned from all eating establishments
but he does sneak in some a them through the kitchen
course that;s as far in as he wants to get
As long as he can get a plate and fork he is good to go right?
He can gather the rest himself.
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