Old George...
Apr 26, 2018 16:09:14 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turnoff the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.”
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available" -- George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story)
Don't mess with old people - A few GREAT chuckles for seniors!!!!!
ENJOY.
George opened the back door to go turnoff the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.”
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available" -- George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story)
Don't mess with old people - A few GREAT chuckles for seniors!!!!!
ENJOY.
Apr 26, 2018 16:17:09 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, ... (show quote)
Thanks for the chuckle Don. Instead of calling 911 call and report something like that and get instant service.
Apr 27, 2018 06:53:54 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, ... (show quote)
Excellent, I'll remember it.
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Apr 27, 2018 09:11:08 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, ... (show quote)
Good thing he didn’t have to wait on the cops to show up.. !!
Apr 27, 2018 15:04:34 #
IF,the thugs break into MY house,I don't call the cops,I call the coroner to come get this dead body off of my bedroom floor !
Apr 27, 2018 15:52:36 #
boatbob2 wrote:
IF,the thugs break into MY house,I don't call the cops,I call the coroner to come get this dead body off of my bedroom floor !
If breaking into my home, that is the end result!
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