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raffle tickets and Poppa Gringo
Apr 22, 2018 21:17:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
one day a woman arrives home from work and her husband Papa Gringo, notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"


She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper."

The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet Papi asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"

She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper."



The next day, Papi notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"

She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."

Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to Papi, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub!"
Papi replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet!"






Just one of the resons Poppa Gringo is single



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Apr 22, 2018 21:55:47   #
Iamdjchrys Loc: Decatur, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
one day a woman arrives home from work and her husband Papa Gringo, notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"


She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper."

The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet Papi asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"

She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper."



The next day, Papi notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"

She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."

Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to Papi, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub!"
Papi replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet!"






Just one of the resons Poppa Gringo is single
one day a woman arrives home from work and her hus... (show quote)


LOL Good one!

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Apr 23, 2018 09:54:32   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
one day a woman arrives home from work and her husband Papa Gringo, notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"


She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper."

The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet Papi asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"

She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper."



The next day, Papi notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"

She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."

Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to Papi, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub!"
Papi replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet!"






Just one of the resons Poppa Gringo is single
one day a woman arrives home from work and her hus... (show quote)


Good one badbobby thanks. LOL

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