More from that notorious sewing club
Apr 21, 2018 12:11:51 #
Sage wisdom from the women of the keyboard..
As BUDDHA was quoted: "There are three things that cannot be easily hidden,
the sun, the moon, the truth."
Two Truths and 5 Rules of Life
SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."
But, none of them comes up to the man - touch his penis and say, "Good job."
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a
Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the *******'s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when
they're in trouble again.
4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.
5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
BONUS RULE:
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he
was shot by the woman's husband.
I think all politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers,
so we could identify their corporate sponsors!
Also, all politicians should serve only two terms, one term in office and
one term in jail.
As BUDDHA was quoted: "There are three things that cannot be easily hidden,
the sun, the moon, the truth."
Two Truths and 5 Rules of Life
SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats."
But, none of them comes up to the man - touch his penis and say, "Good job."
Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated.
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a
Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the *******'s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when
they're in trouble again.
4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.
5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
BONUS RULE:
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he
was shot by the woman's husband.
I think all politicians should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers,
so we could identify their corporate sponsors!
Also, all politicians should serve only two terms, one term in office and
one term in jail.
Apr 21, 2018 12:19:57 #
permafrost wrote:
Sage wisdom from the women of the keyboard.. br b... (show quote)
Don't forget the three great truths of religion:
1 - Jews do not recognize Christ as The Messiah
2 - Protestants do not recognize The Pope as the leader of The Church
3 - Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
Apr 21, 2018 12:53:05 #
permafrost wrote:
Sage wisdom from the women of the keyboard.. br b... (show quote)
Although we don't always agree I did enjoy this post from you. It had both humor and truth.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:03:09 #
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