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grandma can sleep at night now
Apr 20, 2018 13:01:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A Grandma and Her Birth Control Pills




The doctor of an 80-year-old woman had finally retired. Therefore, at the elderly lady's next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.


As the young doctor was looking through them, his eyes grew wide as he realized that the little old Grandmother had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, you do realize that these are birth control pills?"


"Yes, doctor. They really help me sleep at night."


"Mrs. Smith", he said, flabbergasted, "I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"


The old lady reached out and patted the innocent, young doctor’s knee:




“Yes, dear. I understand. But believe me. They definitely help me sleep at night...”

“...You see, every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks!

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Apr 20, 2018 13:03:43   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
A Grandma and Her Birth Control Pills




The doctor of an 80-year-old woman had finally retired. Therefore, at the elderly lady's next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.


As the young doctor was looking through them, his eyes grew wide as he realized that the little old Grandmother had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, you do realize that these are birth control pills?"


"Yes, doctor. They really help me sleep at night."


"Mrs. Smith", he said, flabbergasted, "I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"


The old lady reached out and patted the innocent, young doctor’s knee:




“Yes, dear. I understand. But believe me. They definitely help me sleep at night...”

“...You see, every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks!
A Grandma and Her Birth Control Pills br br br ... (show quote)


That would help me sleep at night as well, especially if she is a looker.

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Apr 20, 2018 13:04:49   #
Dr. Evil Loc: In Your Face
 
Good one! That would help me sleep at night too.

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Apr 21, 2018 09:51:08   #
1ProudAmerican
 
badbobby wrote:
A Grandma and Her Birth Control Pills




The doctor of an 80-year-old woman had finally retired. Therefore, at the elderly lady's next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.


As the young doctor was looking through them, his eyes grew wide as he realized that the little old Grandmother had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, you do realize that these are birth control pills?"


"Yes, doctor. They really help me sleep at night."


"Mrs. Smith", he said, flabbergasted, "I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"


The old lady reached out and patted the innocent, young doctor’s knee:




“Yes, dear. I understand. But believe me. They definitely help me sleep at night...”

“...You see, every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks!
A Grandma and Her Birth Control Pills br br br ... (show quote)



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