knock-knock
Apr 19, 2018 19:32:45 #
1.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
2.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
3.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
4.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie,who?
Annie one you like!
6.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock Jokes
7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
8.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
9.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
10.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in soon?
11.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
Knock Knock Jokes
12.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
13.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
14.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
15.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
16.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go through this every time?
17.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock Knock Jokes
18.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
19.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abbie.
Abbie who?
Abbie birthday to you!
20.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door already?!
21.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch.
22.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoe laces!
Knock Knock Jokes
23.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
24.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow ten bucks!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
2.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
3.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
4.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie,who?
Annie one you like!
6.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock Jokes
7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
8.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
9.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
10.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in soon?
11.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
Knock Knock Jokes
12.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
13.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
14.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
15.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
16.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go through this every time?
17.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock Knock Jokes
18.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
19.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abbie.
Abbie who?
Abbie birthday to you!
20.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door already?!
21.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch.
22.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoe laces!
Knock Knock Jokes
23.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
24.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow ten bucks!
Apr 19, 2018 20:55:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
1. br br Knock knock! br br Who’s there? br br ... (show quote)
I'm getting out'ta town just in time. 
I'ma gon'na miss ya', ya' durn Squid.
Apr 19, 2018 21:56:44 #
badbobby wrote:
1. br br Knock knock! br br Who’s there? br br ... (show quote)
I hadda take a nap before I got to the end.
Apr 19, 2018 21:57:53 #
slatten49 wrote: I'm getting out'ta town just in time.
I'ma gon'na miss ya', ya' durn Squid.
I'm getting out'ta town just in time. I'ma gon'na miss ya', ya' durn Squid.
Take care Boot. I hope you and the Sgt. Major have a wonderful time.
Apr 19, 2018 22:13:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Take care Boot. I hope you and the Sgt. Major have a wonderful time.
Thanks, Salty. I will make the effort to touch base with you, if & when I meet up with the wicked witch of the east...and possibly, Mack.
Apr 19, 2018 22:17:28 #
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, Salty. I will make the effort to touch base with you, if & when I meet up with the wicked witch of the east...and possibly, Mack.
Yes, well, take your nail clippers just in case Mack does show up. You may also want to have the big clippers for the broom that she may come in on.
Apr 20, 2018 09:10:05 #
Apr 20, 2018 12:04:43 #
slatten49 wrote: I'm getting out'ta town just in time.
I'ma gon'na miss ya', ya' durn Squid.
I'm getting out'ta town just in time. I'ma gon'na miss ya', ya' durn Squid.
watch out for them stumps in the road Slat
I recommend that you let the Sgt Major drive
much safer that way
hurry back ya dern Jarhead
Apr 20, 2018 12:18:53 #
badbobby wrote:
watch out for them stumps in the road Slat
I recommend that you let the Sgt Major drive
much safer that way
hurry back ya dern Jarhead
I recommend that you let the Sgt Major drive
much safer that way
hurry back ya dern Jarhead
At least the Sjt. major can now see which is questionable for Slats.
Apr 20, 2018 12:20:15 #
badbobby wrote:
watch out for them stumps in the road Slat
I recommend that you let the Sgt Major drive
much safer that way
hurry back ya dern Jarhead
I recommend that you let the Sgt Major drive
much safer that way
hurry back ya dern Jarhead
I survived the durn dentist and am now on the
road to recuperation thanks for the small prayer.
Apr 20, 2018 12:39:28 #
bahmer wrote:
I survived the durn dentist and am now on the
road to recuperation thanks for the small prayer.
road to recuperation thanks for the small prayer.
you are welcome bahm
any time my friend
now we gotta survive without anyone but Papi to pick on til Slat returns
Apr 20, 2018 12:48:01 #
badbobby wrote:
you are welcome bahm
any time my friend
now we gotta survive without anyone but Papi to pick on til Slat returns
any time my friend
now we gotta survive without anyone but Papi to pick on til Slat returns
I think that we can handle that don't you.
He will fight back though I'm sure.
What no fishing to day?
What did you catch your bass on yesterday?
Apr 20, 2018 12:55:25 #
bahmer wrote:
I think that we can handle that don't you.
He will fight back though I'm sure.
What no fishing to day?
What did you catch your bass on yesterday?
He will fight back though I'm sure.
What no fishing to day?
What did you catch your bass on yesterday?
no fishin today
gotta take Momma to beauty shop and grocery store
caught every fish on a chartreuce centipede--has no head has no tail
just a short do nothin worm--just catches fish
Apr 20, 2018 12:59:43 #
badbobby wrote:
no fishin today
gotta take Momma to beauty shop and grocery store
caught every fish on a chartreuce centipede--has no head has no tail
just a short do nothin worm--just catches fish
gotta take Momma to beauty shop and grocery store
caught every fish on a chartreuce centipede--has no head has no tail
just a short do nothin worm--just catches fish
Ifin it works use it. No live bait though?
Apr 20, 2018 13:04:55 #
bahmer wrote:
Ifin it works use it. No live bait though?
not for bass
will do some crappie fishin this summer though
will use minnows and jigs
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