It Is Slatten’s Fault
Apr 13, 2018 16:20:51 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
bahmer wrote:
You will have to make a movie of Slat and Mack meeting for all on OPP top enjoy. It will be a show to watch for all. 
I would love to see that one!!!
Apr 13, 2018 16:30:57 #
no propaganda please wrote:
I would love to see that one!!!
Maybe HBO can get it and post it on their network like they do for mixed marshal arts fights. This could be a mixed marshal cat/man fight. Now that would be truly interesting. Maybe Dave could do some artwork for it . Does he have an abundant amount of red paint?
Apr 13, 2018 16:58:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Maybe HBO can get it and post it on their network ... (show quote)
I'm afraid that both you & NPP...as well as the SPCA and PETA, would be aghast to see such a frightening brouhaha occur. The end result would leave Mack purring like a kitten upon being conquered and tamed. The world will be a better place without the Frankenkat AuntiE created.
Apr 13, 2018 17:12:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm afraid that both you & NPP...as well as the SPCA and PETA, would be aghast to see such a frightening brouhaha occur. The end result would leave Mack purring like a kitten upon being conquered and tamed. The world will be a better place without the Frankenkat AuntiE created.
She will probably have those cats with the automatic weapons dispersed about to protect her favored cat Mack. Be very very careful or you may not come out unscathed.
Apr 13, 2018 17:19:05 #
bahmer wrote:
She will probably have those cats with the automatic weapons dispersed about to protect her favored cat Mack. Be very very careful or you may not come out unscathed.
Boot is always careful, and prepared, after all, he is a Marine.
Apr 13, 2018 17:21:38 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Boot is always careful, and prepared, after all, he is a Marine.
So Rambo Slats is going to charge in there with nothing but a sharpened toothpick in his mouth to do battle with Mack the Attack cat correct?
Apr 13, 2018 17:26:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
So Rambo Slats is going to charge in there with nothing but a sharpened toothpick in his mouth to do battle with Mack the Attack cat correct?
"Adapt, improvise...overcome." That is the Marine Corps' Mantra.
However, I am reminded of an old quote attributed to Mark Twain..."When a man grabs a cat by the tail, he learns something he can learn in no other way."
Apr 13, 2018 17:36:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
"Adapt, improvise...overcome." That is the Marine Corps' Mantra. However, I am reminded of an old quote attributed to Mark Twain...
"When a man grabs a cat by the tail, he learns something he can learn in no other way."
However, I am reminded of an old quote attributed to Mark Twain..."When a man grabs a cat by the tail, he learns something he can learn in no other way."
You might want to commit that to memory before meeting up with AuntiE just sayin.
Apr 13, 2018 17:39:13 #
bahmer wrote:
So Rambo Slats is going to charge in there with nothing but a sharpened toothpick in his mouth to do battle with Mack the Attack cat correct?
He doesn't have need of the toothpick, he is a Marine, something you neglect to heed.
Apr 13, 2018 17:44:04 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
He doesn't have need of the toothpick, he is a Marine, something you neglect to heed.
I was trying to give the boy some small chance for survival. Even if he is a Marine he needs some kind of weapon and i'll admit it isn't much but given he is a Marine I felt he wouldn't need anything more than a toothpick and ingenuity sort of like MacGyver on TV.
Apr 13, 2018 18:11:19 #
Apr 13, 2018 18:23:15 #
slatten49 wrote:
Catnip.
It may just work. Give it a try, but I would drop it on the ground, or you may well lose an arm in the process.
Apr 13, 2018 19:36:45 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
PoppaGringo wrote:
He doesn't have need of the toothpick, he is a Marine, something you neglect to heed.
Are you saying that Marines have no teeth?
Apr 13, 2018 19:39:28 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
I'm afraid that both you & NPP...as well as the SPCA and PETA, would be aghast to see such a frightening brouhaha occur. The end result would leave Mack purring like a kitten upon being conquered and tamed. The world will be a better place without the Frankenkat AuntiE created.
Cats can't really be tamed, they just teach you to accommodate their behavior.
Apr 13, 2018 20:04:15 #
bahmer wrote:
Maybe HBO can get it and post it on their network ... (show quote)
It would most likely, be taken down as a danger to the community. The BBQ and Brunswick Stew will have to be in a separate video.
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