Squirrels in church - LOL!!!
Apr 11, 2018 18:37:00 #
A friend sent this to me today....
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
Apr 11, 2018 19:33:00 #
Apr 11, 2018 22:06:56 #
no propaganda please
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1ProudAmerican wrote:
A friend sent this to me today.... br br The Pres... (show quote)
Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival - YouTube
http://www.raystevens.com https://www.facebook.com/raystevensmusic1707 Off the DVD Ray Stevens - Comedy Video Classics, a comedic song about a squirrel that ... ENJOY THIS CATCHY LITTLE TUNE
Apr 11, 2018 22:48:56 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival - YouTube
http://www.raystevens.com https://www.facebook.com/raystevensmusic1707 Off the DVD Ray Stevens - Comedy Video Classics, a comedic song about a squirrel that ... ENJOY THIS CATCHY LITTLE TUNE
http://www.raystevens.com https://www.facebook.com/raystevensmusic1707 Off the DVD Ray Stevens - Comedy Video Classics, a comedic song about a squirrel that ... ENJOY THIS CATCHY LITTLE TUNE
One of my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=pLB15kBvn_c
Apr 12, 2018 01:49:22 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival - YouTube
http://www.raystevens.com https://www.facebook.com/raystevensmusic1707 Off the DVD Ray Stevens - Comedy Video Classics, a comedic song about a squirrel that ... ENJOY THIS CATCHY LITTLE TUNE
http://www.raystevens.com https://www.facebook.com/raystevensmusic1707 Off the DVD Ray Stevens - Comedy Video Classics, a comedic song about a squirrel that ... ENJOY THIS CATCHY LITTLE TUNE
Ray Stevens is funny in anything he does...
Apr 12, 2018 08:04:01 #
no propaganda please
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lindajoy wrote:
Ray Stevens is funny in anything he does...
He is one of my favorites in that type of music.
Apr 12, 2018 08:06:09 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
moldyoldy wrote:
One of my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=pLB15kBvn_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=pLB15kBvn_c
Another great song!!
Apr 12, 2018 14:51:08 #
1ProudAmerican wrote:
A friend sent this to me today.... br br The Pres... (show quote)
Great post even if it isn't true. Funny and laughable.
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