Hayden

A friend suggested that I create an account because they were a member back last year and they had many enjoyable conversations. There is not much to tell about myself, being an average person in an average life. There seems to be no shortages of people and with those people strong opinions.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Welcome, Hayden.:thumbup:Enjoy your stay with us! :-D

Hayden

Thanks.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

Howdy Hayden. Strap on your seat belt and prepare for a wild ride.

Hayden

Mr Wolf, thank you. I love roller coasters. Say have you heard the joke about Sven and Ole?

Sven & Ole, a couple of Norwegians now living in Minnesota, head for the fair in Duluth. The first thing to catch Sven's eye is the big double Ferris wheel.
"Oh, Ole," he says, "vould you look at dat. I've always vanted to go on von of dose big Ferris veels. Let's go ride on dat von."
Ole, not being near as adventurous as Sven says, "Oh, I don't tink so. Dat looks kind of dangerous to me." "Vell," says Sven, "you give me yust von good reason vhy you von't go vit me on dat ride."
Ole couldn't come up with a good reason so up they went. Ole had to admit after the ride that it was kind of fun.
After another 10 or 15 minutes they came to the roller coaster. "Oh Ole," says Sven, "Vould you look at dat. Dat's von fine looking roller coaster. I tink ve should go for a ride' on dat."
"Oh, I don't tink so." says Ole. "Dat looks very dangerous to me."
"Vell," says Sven. "You give me yust von good reason vhy you von't go vit me on dat roller coaster."
Again Ole couldn't come up with a good reason so they both went up on the roller coaster. Ole had to admit after the ride that it wasn't so bad.
After another 10 minutes or so, they came to the bungee jump. "Oofdah!" exclaimed Sven. "Vill you yust look at dat, Ole. Dose people yump off dat big tower vit nuttink but a rubber band tied to dare ankles. Dat looks like so much fun. Come on, let's go do it."
"Oh, I don't tink so," says Ole. "Dat's much too dangerous. Dis is vare I draw da line." "Vell," says Sven, "you give me yust von good reason vhy you von't go up on dat tower and yump off vit me."
"Ya, I give you a good reason," says Ole. "I came into dis vorld because of a broken rubber and, by jimminy, I'm not going to leave it da same vay."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Keep 'em coming, Hayden. :lol: You will go over well with the crowd on OPP! :thumbup:

Hayden

I have a few, but a friend that is already on the site gave me heads up that there are a few people that will get you kicked off for telling jokes. So let me test the water first. If I find good ones, I will send it to you in a PM.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Wow. That is the first I have heard of being punished for having a sense of humor on the OPP.! :hunf: I find a lot of intolerance on this forum...but for humor? I am surprised, to say the least. :shock:

Some behaviors cannot be explained. :roll:

Hayden

That was the story, so I will test the water and see how it goes. And because you and Wolf appear to have a funny bone, I will send you the good ones until I feel safe in posting them.

Thanks again for the welcome!

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Welcome Hayden, humor heals, don't let them take that away too!

I enjoyed your joke.

jimahrens Loc: California

Welcome my friend to a 2 part world 1 part brains second part stupidity Won't take you long to figure it out.

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Hayden

Thank you for the welcome and I am glad you got a laugh from the joke.



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Hayden

Thank you and yes, I would like to become friends.



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Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

You're welcome. Nice avatar!

Hayden

Thanks Man!
I like yours too!