pafret Loc: Northeast

Real headlines that Just didn't come out right...​



Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.

It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
no shit Einstein!! Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy! That’s what you call stepping up !!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION !
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Low Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
You may be on to something Sherlock !
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Suspect shoddy construction !! You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, they sure are Tall !
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right? . . . . Wonder where they’re going to bury the survivors??
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

bahmer

they were all good thanks for the chuckle.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

As soon as I can stop laughing I will pass them on. THANK YOU

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Those are some dandys, Pafret. You need to cancel your subscriptions to those newspapers.

Manning345 Loc: Richmond, Virginia

I had a very wide grin from this post, but it made me think about some of my posts that could have had double meaning I didn't catch.

Big dog

And they wonder why it's called "FAKE" news.

Justsss Loc: Wisconsin

[quote=pafret]Real headlines that Just didn't come out

Mike Easterday

Probably Harvard graduates.