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Mar 13, 2018 06:51:25   #
rjoeholl
 
badbobby wrote:
A team of scientists in Florida are on a three-month, $63,000 iguana-bashing spree.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission contracted the 15-member crew from the University of Florida to develop a set of best practices for killing the big lizards, according to a March 9 report in the Sun-Sentinel. So far, bashing their heads in seems to be a winning method.

Well-equipped team members sometimes use a captive bolt gun to destroy the critters' brains. (Picture a mobile version of the device often used to kill cows in slaughterhouses.) But, the Sun-Sentinel reported, bashing their heads against the sides of solid objects, like trucks or boats, works just as well. [Iguana Facts]

Given that the team is hoping their results will offer practical advice to homeowners, cracking some lizard skull against whatever hard object is handy might be a bit more practical than methods requiring bolt guns.

Iguanas, native to South America, are an invasive species in Florida, where they likely arrived via the pet trade, according to invasive iguana researchers. They feed on local plants and wildlife, the Sun-Sentinel reported, and may indirectly contribute to erosion. They also do weird things like freeze and fall out of trees when it gets too cold.

Head bashing may be "gruesome," the researchers told the Sun-Sentinel, but it's also the most humane of the effective methods they've come up with. Simply chopping the lizards' heads off turns out to be less humane, and the traps the team set have thus far only captured raccoons. Working in teams of two, sneaking up on the lizards in the dead of night and bashing 'em seems to be the best method.

Not all Floridians seem thrilled with the project, which has reportedly killed 249 of the lizards so far. The Sun-Sentinel quoted a local veterinarian who suggested sedating and euthanizing the iguanas, and "Gary Fishman, a Boynton Beach resident, [who] says he’s killed more than 100 iguanas with a pellet gun to protect his landscaping," who told the Sun-Sentinel that the iguana "needs to be eliminated," but that he's a bit uncomfortable with the whole head-bashing thing.
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I'd just like to know how to get rid of liberals.

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Mar 13, 2018 07:21:21   #
valkyrierider Loc: "Land of Trump"
 
rjoeholl wrote:
I'd just like to know how to get rid of liberals.


That's easy. Go to the polls and vote them out.

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Mar 13, 2018 08:30:12   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I have heard that iguanas tails are god eating. Haven't tried it, but you never know. The best way to get rid of them would be to put out rumors that they have a great abilty to make you feel stoned. The stoner would kill them for the drug affect.


Cook them up with mushrooms.

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Mar 13, 2018 08:34:18   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
badbobby wrote:
A team of scientists in Florida are on a three-month, $63,000 iguana-bashing spree.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission contracted the 15-member crew from the University of Florida to develop a set of best practices for killing the big lizards, according to a March 9 report in the Sun-Sentinel. So far, bashing their heads in seems to be a winning method.

Well-equipped team members sometimes use a captive bolt gun to destroy the critters' brains. (Picture a mobile version of the device often used to kill cows in slaughterhouses.) But, the Sun-Sentinel reported, bashing their heads against the sides of solid objects, like trucks or boats, works just as well. [Iguana Facts]

Given that the team is hoping their results will offer practical advice to homeowners, cracking some lizard skull against whatever hard object is handy might be a bit more practical than methods requiring bolt guns.

Iguanas, native to South America, are an invasive species in Florida, where they likely arrived via the pet trade, according to invasive iguana researchers. They feed on local plants and wildlife, the Sun-Sentinel reported, and may indirectly contribute to erosion. They also do weird things like freeze and fall out of trees when it gets too cold.

Head bashing may be "gruesome," the researchers told the Sun-Sentinel, but it's also the most humane of the effective methods they've come up with. Simply chopping the lizards' heads off turns out to be less humane, and the traps the team set have thus far only captured raccoons. Working in teams of two, sneaking up on the lizards in the dead of night and bashing 'em seems to be the best method.

Not all Floridians seem thrilled with the project, which has reportedly killed 249 of the lizards so far. The Sun-Sentinel quoted a local veterinarian who suggested sedating and euthanizing the iguanas, and "Gary Fishman, a Boynton Beach resident, [who] says he’s killed more than 100 iguanas with a pellet gun to protect his landscaping," who told the Sun-Sentinel that the iguana "needs to be eliminated," but that he's a bit uncomfortable with the whole head-bashing thing.
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Kill the killers!

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Mar 13, 2018 08:49:55   #
Big dog
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I have heard that iguanas tails are god eating. Haven't tried it, but you never know. The best way to get rid of them would be to put out rumors that they have a great abilty to make you feel stoned. The stoner would kill them for the drug affect.


Actually I was thinking smoked iguana tail might be good.

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Mar 13, 2018 11:15:58   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
if you're a good shot
it oughta work


If you are a bad shot use a shotgun then.

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Mar 13, 2018 11:36:09   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
America 1 wrote:
Cook them up with mushrooms.


I was thinking of smoking them, they way we do rattlesnake. Skin them first of course. I do have a friend (actually I have a few friends) who is a taxidermist and stuffed a large iguana and it is in his office, as is a large king cobra. He happens to be a psychologest who works with victims of abuse. The kids response to the stuffed dangerous animals help guide him to the way to work with the kids.

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Mar 13, 2018 12:10:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I was thinking of smoking them, they way we do rattlesnake. Skin them first of course. I do have a friend (actually I have a few friends) who is a taxidermist and stuffed a large iguana and it is in his office, as is a large king cobra. He happens to be a psychologest who works with victims of abuse. The kids response to the stuffed dangerous animals help guide him to the way to work with the kids.


sure good to know
you have a few friends
thought I was the only one who had just a few

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Mar 13, 2018 12:19:34   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Redd wrote:
I grew up in Panama and would eat Iguana whenever I could.. Very, very good.

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Does it taste like chicken?

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Mar 13, 2018 12:23:09   #
bahmer
 
America 1 wrote:
Cook them up with mushrooms.


Slats may know if they are good to eat. He eats anything that swims crawls or walks on all four or slithers.

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Mar 13, 2018 12:30:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Alicia wrote:
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Does it taste like chicken?


I'd bet it tastes just like
iguana

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Mar 13, 2018 15:15:53   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
sure good to know
you have a few friends
thought I was the only one who had just a few


From the responses I have gotten on OPP there are a number of people who hate both NPP and SWMBO but, fortunately also some who we consider friends -like you for instance.

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Mar 13, 2018 15:30:53   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
badbobby wrote:
sure good to know
you have a few friends
thought I was the only one who had just a few


What the hell Bob, you outlived most of them and I am rapidly approaching the same point. Most of the younger generation -- 60 to 70, just don't have the right stuff for friends.

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Mar 13, 2018 15:55:58   #
bahmer
 
no propaganda please wrote:
From the responses I have gotten on OPP there are a number of people who hate both NPP and SWMBO but, fortunately also some who we consider friends -like you for instance.


Those that hate you and SWMBO are not worthy of you and SWMBO. Just mark them down and ignore them. They also probably steal ice cream from babies and children too.

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Mar 13, 2018 16:15:47   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Those that hate you and SWMBO are not worthy of you and SWMBO. Just mark them down and ignore them. They also probably steal ice cream from babies and children too.


are you talkin bout them two dastardly Marines?
I don't think they hate np an SWMBo
but you'e correct bout the ice cream an stuff

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