*The Polite Way to Pee*
Mar 8, 2018 09:58:55 #
*The Polite Way to Pee*
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"*
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"*
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'
Mar 8, 2018 10:02:23 #
Mar 9, 2018 08:20:47 #
Mar 9, 2018 08:24:59 #
eagleye13 wrote:
*The Polite Way to Pee* br br During one of her d... (show quote)
That's good, VERY good.
Mar 9, 2018 09:59:31 #
Mar 9, 2018 12:35:06 #
eagleye13 wrote:
*The Polite Way to Pee* br br During one of her d... (show quote)
I bet Johnny got an "A" on that one didn't he?
Mar 9, 2018 14:55:33 #
Mar 9, 2018 21:38:30 #
Probably with the Teacher later. Mike
bahmer wrote:
I bet Johnny got an "A" on that one didn't he?
Mar 9, 2018 23:58:09 #
bahmer wrote:
I bet Johnny got an "A" on that one didn't he?
A+ ......
Mar 10, 2018 09:12:18 #
Mar 10, 2018 09:34:14 #
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