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Mar 7, 2018 15:36:31   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
#4 and #10
are doozies





















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Mar 7, 2018 15:42:08   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
#4 and #10
are doozies


Good ones loved the nuclear test one, that was funny.

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Mar 7, 2018 16:05:38   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
#4 and #10
are doozies


Loved #4 and the last one. The others will pass muster.

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Mar 8, 2018 07:51:15   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Loved #4 and the last one. The others will pass muster.

I'm with you, Salty. BB seems to be losing his edge. But, let's humor him a while longer.

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Mar 8, 2018 14:02:48   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm with you, Salty. BB seems to be losing his edge. But, let's humor him a while longer.


Yes, as it seems to abate his whining somewhat.

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Mar 8, 2018 14:57:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes, as it seems to abate his whining somewhat.


typical Jarhead responses

'attack and denigrate'

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Mar 8, 2018 15:18:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
typical Jarhead responses

'attack and denigrate'

Wrong, again, Squid breath.

The typical Marine response is to "adapt, improvise...overcome."


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Mar 8, 2018 16:45:08   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
typical Jarhead responses

'attack and denigrate'


Hey badbobby the Navy has started a new program that you should be aware of.
YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE, Japan -- In its latest initiative to retain sailors, the Navy on Wednesday announced an incentives program that takes a nod from Willy Wonka himself.

The Targeted Re-entry Program allows commanding officers to recommend eligible outgoing sailors for "golden tickets" or "silver tickets" that would expedite their re-entry processes should they wish to re-enlist.

Golden-ticket holders could return to active duty within a year of their release, the Navy said. Those with silver tickets could get active-duty status within two years of release, depending on the Navy's needs.

Re-enlisting sailors using the tickets will regain their most recent rate and paygrade upon return to active duty. Sailors must remain fully qualified for active duty to use their tickets.

The initiative is among about 45 the Navy is unrolling as part of its Sailor 2025 program, which aims to "more effectively recruit, develop, manage, reward and retain the force of tomorrow," the service said.

Vice Adm. Robert Burke, chief of Naval Personnel, said the TRP should help the Navy attract and retain the best of the best. They may even take Marines who knows.

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Mar 8, 2018 17:56:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Hey badbobby the Navy has started a new program that you should be aware of.
YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE, Japan -- In its latest initiative to retain sailors, the Navy on Wednesday announced an incentives program that takes a nod from Willy Wonka himself.

The Targeted Re-entry Program allows commanding officers to recommend eligible outgoing sailors for "golden tickets" or "silver tickets" that would expedite their re-entry processes should they wish to re-enlist.

Golden-ticket holders could return to active duty within a year of their release, the Navy said. Those with silver tickets could get active-duty status within two years of release, depending on the Navy's needs.

Re-enlisting sailors using the tickets will regain their most recent rate and paygrade upon return to active duty. Sailors must remain fully qualified for active duty to use their tickets.

The initiative is among about 45 the Navy is unrolling as part of its Sailor 2025 program, which aims to "more effectively recruit, develop, manage, reward and retain the force of tomorrow," the service said.

Vice Adm. Robert Burke, chief of Naval Personnel, said the TRP should help the Navy attract and retain the best of the best. They may even take Marines who knows.
Hey badbobby the Navy has started a new program th... (show quote)


Just about any Marine still able to walk and chew gum at the same time would remain overly qualified for the Navy's standards.

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Mar 8, 2018 17:58:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good ones loved the nuclear test one, that was funny.

We all seem to agree on #4. I like #6, also.

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Mar 8, 2018 17:59:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Hey badbobby the Navy has started a new program that you should be aware of.
YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE, Japan -- In its latest initiative to retain sailors, the Navy on Wednesday announced an incentives program that takes a nod from Willy Wonka himself.

The Targeted Re-entry Program allows commanding officers to recommend eligible outgoing sailors for "golden tickets" or "silver tickets" that would expedite their re-entry processes should they wish to re-enlist.

Golden-ticket holders could return to active duty within a year of their release, the Navy said. Those with silver tickets could get active-duty status within two years of release, depending on the Navy's needs.

Re-enlisting sailors using the tickets will regain their most recent rate and paygrade upon return to active duty. Sailors must remain fully qualified for active duty to use their tickets.

The initiative is among about 45 the Navy is unrolling as part of its Sailor 2025 program, which aims to "more effectively recruit, develop, manage, reward and retain the force of tomorrow," the service said.

Vice Adm. Robert Burke, chief of Naval Personnel, said the TRP should help the Navy attract and retain the best of the best. They may even take Marines who knows.
Hey badbobby the Navy has started a new program th... (show quote)


the real Navy
would never accept a Marine

unless they were short of door guards


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Mar 8, 2018 18:05:48   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
We all seem to agree on #4. I like #6, also.


That's good and #1 was also cute.

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