badbobby Loc: texas

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient, bahmer sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.


Meanwhile, another patient,Goof was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his foot. The doctor asked bahmer what he was doing, sitting on the floor.

bahmert replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"




The doctor inquired, "And what is Goof hanging from the ceiling doing?"

"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." responds bahm

The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?"

"What? And work in the dark?"

bahmer

I could hurt myself sawing in the dark you know.
Got have the light above my head turned on so I can see what I'm doing.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Why, Bahmer You're used to being in the dark.

bahmer

I am in that bright light of the sterling Navy man badbobby.
His light is always shining and illuminating to all those around him.

badbobby Loc: texas

meh!!!

bahmer

Yes you, brightest of them all.