badbobby Loc: texas

today I'm letting Slat and Papi off the hook
still---someone must suffer

there were two scoundrels,Goof and bahmer, One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Muslim's head under his arm.


The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Muslims; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground." He then says, "If any man brings me a Muslims prized camel, I'll give him $1000."

The two men looked at each other, walked out of their bar and mounted their horses. It wasn’t long before they saw a Muslim, so they caught up to him and pushed him off his camel.

He fell into a ravine, but the loyal camel followed him right down there. The guys scrambled to follow it down to the bottom to try and catch it.

Suddenly,Gooff said, "bahm look at this!" bahm replied, "Not now – can’t you see I’m trying to catch a prized camel?”





Goof shouted again, breathlessly: "I really think you should look at this."

“Why don’t you help me try and make $1000 instead of goofing off?”

But Gooff was adamant. "Please, just take a damn look!”

So bahm stopped running, looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand jihadists – and their camels

bahm just shook his head and said, "Oh . . . my . . . God . . . we're going to be millionaires!"

bahmer

You better believe it.
Those dastardly Marines will be really envious now.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Not to worry, Bahmer. Salty & I will be there to quash any threats you face. A Marine's work is never done.

bahmer

It feels so good to know but so far no threats.

mongo Loc: TEXAS

What you saw, was the jihadist being escorted back to the bar by Slat and Poppa!

SEMPER FI

bahmer

There you go taking all of that money away from goof and I.
You Marines seem to be very very good at that don't you.

badbobby Loc: texas

nay bahm
as usual the Jarhead erred
the reward was for camels not jihadists

bahmer

Are they always in a fog?

badbobby Loc: texas

seemingly

bahmer

It's amazing that they allowed them to serve in our military
in that deplorable condition. Don't other troops laugh at them
and how does the rest of our fine nighting troops feel about
the not being allowed out without adult supervision?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Other troops continue on as Marine wannabees.

badbobby Loc: texas

and Jarheads continue on
ruing the fact
they failed the Navy's entrance exam

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, if one considers Marines as being overly qualified, I guess you might be right.

badbobby Loc: texas

no one considers the Marines over qualified
except another Marine
BTW
what part of failed the exam
do you not understand?