The Voodoo Doctor: ..... your chuckle for today .......... Dr. Bumbutu A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your...

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Mar 3, 2018 19:49:44 #

Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

..... your chuckle for today ..........

Dr. Bumbutu
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery.

So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.

Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?

'Yes I am.. How did you know?'

He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'....

Mar 3, 2018 20:00:39 #

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Squiddiddler wrote:

..... your chuckle for today .......... br br Dr.... (show quote)

I have a better remedy for ladies...Just get pregnant,worked for me!!!

Mar 4, 2018 04:09:26 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Squiddiddler wrote:

..... your chuckle for today .......... br br Dr.... (show quote)

Yup, you need five minutes of keyboard restriction...lololol ya nut!!

Mar 4, 2018 04:10:05 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

proud republican wrote:

I have a better remedy for ladies...Just get pregn... (show quote)

That does do wonders doesn't it~~

Mar 4, 2018 07:21:53 #

out of the woods Loc: to hell and gone New York State

proud republican wrote:

I have a better remedy for ladies...Just get pregn... (show quote)

A temporary fix, after breastfeeding, I returned to the pre teen department for bras.. oh well, I travel light.

Mar 4, 2018 12:10:39 #

bahmer

lindajoy wrote:

Yup, you need five minutes of keyboard restriction...lololol ya nut!!

For sure we are going down hill here folks.

Mar 4, 2018 14:21:41 #

badbobby Loc: texas

Squiddiddler wrote:

..... your chuckle for today .......... br br Dr.... (show quote)

where did you say I could get in touch with DrBumbuto?
and do you know if he accepts Medicare?

Mar 4, 2018 14:24:57 #

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

out of the woods wrote:

A temporary fix, after breastfeeding, I returned to the pre teen department for bras.. oh well, I travel light.

I wasnt breastfeeding so it worked and still works for me to this day 23 yrs later!!

Mar 4, 2018 14:52:28 #

out of the woods Loc: to hell and gone New York State

proud republican wrote:

I wasnt breastfeeding so it worked and still works for me to this day 23 yrs later!!

Not fair, you got to keep yours, but hey with breastfeeding I was back in my size two jeans within two weeks.Im 51, had three kids and have to buy my jeans in the teen section as normal stores dont carry my size, so there!

Mar 4, 2018 14:58:57 #

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

out of the woods wrote:

I "hate" you for this!!!

Just kidding !!! I couldnt breastfeed because i had surgery while i was on my 7th month of pregnancy and doctors were afraid that all the meds i got during surgery and after would be transmitted through breast milk!!!.....To bad i couldnt do it..and go back to thesize 8before pregnancy...

Mar 4, 2018 15:17:53 #

badbobby Loc: texas

proud republican wrote:

I "hate" you for this!!! img src="http... (show quote)

you ladies are so forthcoming
me being so sheltered and innocent,blush at your confessions
but feel free to tell us more

Mar 4, 2018 15:44:56 #

out of the woods Loc: to hell and gone New York State

proud republican wrote:

I "hate" you for this!!! img src="http... (show quote)

Yeah, don't hate me , always been skinny, never had to work at it. Us skinny ones age badly, nothing to fill in those wrinkles, theres always a downside.

Mar 4, 2018 16:11:11 #

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

where did you say I could get in touch with DrBumbuto?
and do you know if he accepts Medicare?

Is this for you personally or is this in reference to a couple of dastardly Marines and their IOU's?

Mar 4, 2018 16:14:42 #

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

Is this for you personally or is this in reference to a couple of dastardly Marines and their IOU's?

Mar 4, 2018 16:16:12 #

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

Good answer.

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