I hail from Irish royalty
Mar 4, 2018 17:02:55 #
out of the woods wrote:
Coleen goes into a gun shop, and asks or a rifle. " Its for my busband, " she tells the Clerk. "Did he tell you what make to get", the clerk asks? "
"Of course not," she replies. "He doesn't know I'm going to shoot him."
Did you hear about the man on the Guiness diet?
He lost three days already!
"Of course not," she replies. "He doesn't know I'm going to shoot him."
Did you hear about the man on the Guiness diet?
He lost three days already!
Good ones.
Mar 4, 2018 18:02:13 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
out of the woods wrote:
Now, what the hell happened here. I start a post a... (show quote)
A little on my dad's side. They go back to being here before the revolution and settling on a land grant in S.C. along Bullock Creek. Traced them back to a port in England. That was as far as I got. Mom's side is a mystery past two generations. Somebody is hiding something. As far as the food comments, haven't you learned by now, men only care about two things not related to immediate survival.
Mar 4, 2018 18:16:38 #
ts the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?
A: There's one less drunk.
Q: How does every Irish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What do you call a big Irish spider?
A: A Paddy long legs.
Q: What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: How do you blind an Irish woman?
A: You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.
Q: What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight?
A: Liam Malone
Q: What do you call an Irishman covered in boils?
A: A leper-chaun.
Q: What do you call two gay Irish men?
A: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Q: What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears?
A: Paddy O'Doors.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: What do you call an Irishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A: A Referee.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!!
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Cos they're always a little short
Q: What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea?
A: Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke
Q: Why did God invent whiskey?
A: So the Irish would never rule the world.
Q: What is Irish diplomacy?
A: It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip
An Irish man walks out of a bar...... really it can't happen.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you
A: There's one less drunk.
Q: How does every Irish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What do you call a big Irish spider?
A: A Paddy long legs.
Q: What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: How do you blind an Irish woman?
A: You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.
Q: What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight?
A: Liam Malone
Q: What do you call an Irishman covered in boils?
A: A leper-chaun.
Q: What do you call two gay Irish men?
A: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Q: What do you call a Irish man with a piece of glass behind both ears?
A: Paddy O'Doors.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: What do you call an Irishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A: A Referee.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!!
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Cos they're always a little short
Q: What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea?
A: Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke
Q: Why did God invent whiskey?
A: So the Irish would never rule the world.
Q: What is Irish diplomacy?
A: It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip
An Irish man walks out of a bar...... really it can't happen.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you
Mar 4, 2018 18:22:21 #
pafret wrote:
I was thwarted by several Polish Beauties, they were Catholic and serious about it. I wasn't in their lives when they matured and I had latched on to a beautiful, dark haired, Irish-German woman and outlasted all of her other suiters. She married me out of pity.
Mar 4, 2018 18:23:16 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
ts the difference between an Irish wedding, and an... (show quote)
BB, may you outlive me by a day, so I can die laughing.
Mar 4, 2018 18:24:59 #
badbobby wrote:
ts the difference between an Irish wedding, and an... (show quote)
Good ones BB thanks
Mar 4, 2018 18:26:28 #
Mar 4, 2018 18:28:11 #
out of the woods wrote:
Well I'm sorry to hear you've been suffering, life certainly has a way of bringing us to our knees sometimes.
Suffering is a good thing. It builds empathy and patience among other things.
"We know that all things work together for the good of those who love God, who are called according to his purpose."
Mar 4, 2018 18:30:28 #
out of the woods wrote:
Now speaking of geneology, before I married, I carried the rather unfortunate surname of Habuda. There are very few Habuda's in the US, was once told it sounded Ukranian. Only got as far back as my grandfather's passage through Ellis Island@ 1915
Habuda sounds like a Hungarian or Bulgarian name.
Mar 4, 2018 18:30:52 #
Peewee wrote:
BB, may you outlive me by a day, so I can die laughing.
only one????
Mar 4, 2018 18:32:26 #
out of the woods wrote:
My quess is its a creation of poor Irish immigrants. A tough pice of meat cooked for hours.
But why do they "corn" it in the first place?
Mar 4, 2018 18:38:12 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
only one????
Rephrase time, make it as many as possible, but at least "one", please!
Mar 4, 2018 18:40:44 #
Peewee wrote:
Rephrase time, make it as many as possible, but at least "one", please!
thank you for the reprieve Peewee
and I pray that will be long time from now
Mar 4, 2018 22:06:42 #
Mar 4, 2018 22:32:37 #
out of the woods wrote:
Well good for you,, I make no such claim. And I'm not really buying that excuse. You were thwarted by a Polish beauty in your youth, and revel in the fact that she got dumpy, admit it.
I was going to say that. As I mentioned, with my admixture of mostly Scottish with some Irish, Scandinavian, Spanish and Black, I might be a poster child for race-mixing. Actually, ethnicity mixing would be more appropriate.
My wife is French/German/Cherokee.
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