Old days
Mar 2, 2018 13:12:12 #
MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED
"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!''
"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!
"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"
"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!''
"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!
"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"
"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
Mar 2, 2018 13:30:53 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
permafrost wrote:
MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED br br "Late again!&quo... (show quote)
Life on a farm has its challenges. 
Mar 2, 2018 14:03:05 #
permafrost wrote:
MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED br br "Late again!&quo... (show quote)
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Good farm joke, I like farm jokes but they often have to be explained to city folk..
In the early 1960's the United States sent a champion herd bull to Vietnam to help improve their cattle herds. The bull didn't breed any of the Vietnamese cattle so they sent a farmer from Iowa over to find out what the problem was. After spending time with the bull which at a distance looked like a conversation the farmer told the Federal Agriculture experts what the problem was. The farmer said the bull thought he was just sent over as an advisor.
Mar 2, 2018 14:35:30 #
permafrost wrote:
MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED br br "Late again!&quo... (show quote)
don't blame the dog
he was jus curious
Mar 2, 2018 15:18:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
don't blame the dog
he was jus curious
he was jus curious
He must'a been, as he stuck his nose into it.
Mar 2, 2018 15:44:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
He must'a been, as he stuck his nose into it.
well you know the ol saw
man on knees have crack up
course the poor dog didn't know that ol saw
Mar 3, 2018 14:20:36 #
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