badbobby Loc: texas

Linda and Kankune are filling up at a petrol station and Linda

says to Kankune, "I bet these awful fuel prices are going to go even

higher."

Kankune replies, "Won't affect me, I always put in just

$10 worth."

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One day,Lindas husband came home from the office and found her sobbing

convulsively.

"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a

big hole in the seat of your trousers."

"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I bought an extra pair of

trousers for that suit."

"Yes, and it's lucky for you that you did," said Linda, drying her eyes. "I

used them to patch the hole."

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Linda and Kankune were walking down the road and Kankune said, "Look at

that dog with one eye!"

The Linda covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"

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Linda decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls

of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that Kankune

had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in

size.

Kankune" she said, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your

bedroom?"

"Ten," said Kankune
So Linda bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2

rolls leftover. "Kankune," she said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the

bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!"

"Yes," said Kankune "So did I."

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Linda bought two horses and could never remember which was which.

Kankuner suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked

great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second

horse's tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other

horse's tail. Linda was stuck again.

Kankune then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which

worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.

Once again,Linda couldn't tell the two horses apart.
Kankuner then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When

she did that, Linda very pleased to find that the white horse was 2

inches taller than the black one.

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Kankunes interview

The executive was interviewing Kankune for a position in his company.

He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you

could have a conversation with any person, living or dead, who would that

be?"

Kankune quickly responded “The live one”.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BB, would your wife prefer flowers or cash donations

We're gon'na miss ya', ol' buddy.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Is your last will and testament up to date? Would you care to expound on your life expectancy?

So long, its been good to know you except it would appear Boot and I will never collect on your long past due IOU's.

Dr. Evil Loc: In Your Face

Geez, sure hope your life insurance policy is up to date, Thelma and Louise are probably headed your way.

badbobby Loc: texas

just don't bring that awful avvy
anywhere near my grave

badbobby Loc: texas

just know Papi
that when I'm gone
I'll forgive your past transgressions agin me
your tremendous amounts of IOUs also
since bein dead
I couldn't use em anyhow
do they have poker games where I'm goin?
sure hope there are Marines there

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

If you are fortunate enough to get there you will find the Gates are guarded by United States Marines, so you will have nothing to fear.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

OooRahhh

badbobby Loc: texas

jus so they have cash
I have learned my lesson
no IOUs

PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama

This is funny BB. Linda and Kankune are my two favorite Ladies here. Always to the point and always true. Just as my Angel was.

out of the woods Loc: to hell and gone New York State

I'm just glad to know Im not the only one, who always gets $10 dollars worth.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Lolololol, ya dang BRAT!!! These are too good and yes, saved now as well!!!..

Kankune and I do have many a discussion such as you disclose about us here~~lololol You have been listening to our calls haven’t you.....

Just the other day we were talking about taking a drive~~ I asked her if she wanted to take a day trip and she said but its night time outside..
Sooooo We agreed to wait until tomorrow night to go..

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Thank You, Sarge....

I’d say more but I’m afraid bobby will try to use it against us~~~

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I like your avi~~ you sly cutie, you...I did steal it too, Im sure there will come a time Kankan and I will need to blackmail you over something~~

We already have one of our savvy navy friend

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

"Savvy Navy friend " Have you lost it, Dear L-J There are no savvy Swabbies. Do not make this mistake again. NEVER address me as such. As one of the nation's finest, I am just the opposite...a U.S. Marine.