badbobby Loc: texas

No matter how good she looks,



some other guy is sick and tired

of putting up with her shit.

Men' s Room Linda's Bar and Grill

Chapel Hill, NC





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It's hard to make a comeback



when you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus



Wickenburg , AZ







Make love, not war.



Hell, do both...



GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom



The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT







If voting could really change things,



it would be illegal.



Revolution Books



New York , New York







If pro is opposite of con,

Then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress!

Men's restroom House of Representatives,



Washington , DC







Express Lane:



Five beers or less.

Sign over one of the urinals



Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ







You're too good for him..

Sign over mirror in Women's restroom



Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA







No wonder you always go home alone.

Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,



Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA







~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~





A Woman's Rule of Thumb:



If it has tires or testicles,



you're going to have trouble with it.



Women's restroom



Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.



To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.

________________________________



LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die...

_____________________________



...AND MY FAVORITE



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED



Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

___________________________

Doc110 Loc: York PA

bad bobby,

Great Note-Ableble-Quoteable's

Add this one to your list . . .

I think it's pretty good.

Women Are Like Bacon:
They look Good,
They Smell good,
They taste good,
And they will slowly kill you !

Doc110

quote=badbobby

Great Note-Ablebles-Quoteables:

1. No Matter How Good She looks.
Some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men' s Room Linda's Bar and Grill
Chapel Hill, NC

2. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus
Wickenburg , AZ

3. Make love, not war. Hell, do both ...
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

4. If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York

5. If pro is opposite of con,
Then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

6. Bar Express Lane
Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

7. You're too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA

8. No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA

~~ And Perhaps The Most Realistic One: ~~

9. A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

Happiness:

10. To be happy with a man,
You must understand him a lot
And love him a little.

11. To be happy with a woman,
You must love her a lot and
Not try to understand her at all.

Longevity:

12. Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die...

... And My Favorite:

13. How Stop People From Bugging You About Getting Married:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

/quote

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks doc
luv it

wolffy

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Their ugly and stink!

bahmer

Very funny badbobby I like the last one the best.

goofball Loc: timbucktoo

Too much reading Bobby!

badbobby Loc: texas

I know it's hard for you goof
but man up and keep readin

goofball Loc: timbucktoo

Did you say keep eating?

bahmer

That comment is more for Slats who needs no encouragement in that department.

badbobby Loc: texas

being a self centered dastardly Marine Slat needs no encouragement
in any category
his head is much too large for his shoulders now
I refer to that awful thing he calls an avvy
eeeuuuwh!!!--sickening it is