Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Just 'looks' wrong, doesn't it?

boatbob2

Heck,Tilt the photo,and HE's going downhill !!!!!!!!!!!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

What, you mean uphill ski racing isn't an Olympic event?
Humph! Who knew? I need to get past my passion for curling, and pay more attention.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

OK, go ahead, tilt the photo. And the mountains are now where? .... In the sky!

boatbob2

GEE,I always thought mountains,were pointed in the sky !!!

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Mmm-hmm. That's what you get for 'thinking'. Mountains point to the sky, not in it.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Why am I getting a headache. I never get headaches. Then, all of a sudden, my head started hurting.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

You're in the wrong place. Here, let me point you in the right direction:

https://www.webmd.com/

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Good one, I liked that, but, ain't there always a but, I don't have a cell phone.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

That shouldn't be a problem. Here, there's always one nearby:

https://www.walmart.com/cp/cell-phones/1105910

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Danke Herr Larry, let me rephrase, I don't have a cell phone because I don't want a cell phone. A landline is sufficient for me. If I travel again, I may purchase one.

Did you get "The Legend" from the tv show. I loved that show and Longmire and they canceled both of them, the dirty rotten &%^$#@, so I cut the cable. The only show I miss is NCIS with the Gibbster.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Nope. 'Fraid not. It's a long story but basically it came from a boxing match I got involved in many years ago. That was my moniker. Then there was 'Larry's Lizard Lounge'. That was a business venture that never really got off the ground but there are still guys around who refer to me as 'Larry the Lizard'. I just happen to like 'the Legend' better.

Your turn. Why 'Peewee'?

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Grandfather 6'4", Dad 6', Uncle 6'7", older brother 6'3", baby brother 6'6" three sisters all 5'10", mom 5'2". me 5'6", I'm the runt of the litter. But I traveled farther, seen more, done more, experienced more, and I'm happier than all of them. Love them all but glad I left home and have had my journey. Don't regret anything but about three moments and one lost love. Not over the hill at 63 but the summit is getting closer. It took me to the age of 16 to finally whip my older brother who was two years older and outweighed my by 100 pounds and beat me like a drum growing up and it was a beautiful experience to finally win. I've protected a U S ambassador and a Penthouse Playmate, met Johnny Weismiller (Tarzan), won my state All Around Cowboy in High School Rodeo, NCO of the Year in the Air Force, my maternal grandfather got the first experimental heart transplant (a monkey heart), my moms family are all deaf and I can still sign a little bit, and I've ridden some of the very best cutting horses in the world. Have almost drown three times cuz I swim like a rock. Been shot at three times and I'm really a nice guy, really. Prison guard, with three riots under my belt. Twice retired. Narcotics K-9 handler. Just a really wonderful life so far. And when I breathe my last breath and open my eyes I'll see Jesus. Who could ask for more. I'm blessed.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Could have been worse, they might have named you 'Half-pint'!

Oooooh!

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Haha, my buddies in the Air Force called me Stump, had lots of nick names, half-pint would have been an improvement over some of them. Inmates had some good ones too. Too bad my Spanish isn't very good but most of them were my height so I don't think they were calling me Shorty but who knows.