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Cow hit by a limo
Feb 18, 2018 16:54:23   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Cow hit by a limo

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back
seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and
check on that cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead,
but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the
farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on
his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife
gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the nasty woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"Hi--I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?





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Feb 18, 2018 17:02:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Cow hit by a limo

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back
seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and
check on that cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead,
but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the
farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on
his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife
gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the nasty woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"Hi--I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?
b Cow hit by a limo /b br br Suddenly, a cow ru... (show quote)


very good Salty
please take the front seat for the rest of the day


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Feb 18, 2018 17:22:46   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Cow hit by a limo

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back
seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and
check on that cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead,
but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the
farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on
his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife
gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the nasty woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"Hi--I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?
b Cow hit by a limo /b br br Suddenly, a cow ru... (show quote)


Damn good ,mixing current events and humor can’t beat that combo,specially when it involves Nasty Piglosi.

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Feb 18, 2018 17:29:40   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Cow hit by a limo

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back
seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and
check on that cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead,
but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the
farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on
his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife
gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the nasty woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"Hi--I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?
b Cow hit by a limo /b br br Suddenly, a cow ru... (show quote)

Please no more pictures of that!

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Feb 18, 2018 17:39:04   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
very good Salty
please take the front seat for the rest of the day




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Feb 18, 2018 17:49:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
goofball wrote:
Please no more pictures of that!

don't worry goof pictures don't bite

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Feb 18, 2018 17:51:53   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
goofball wrote:
Please no more pictures of that!

I agree--a photo of a 4 legged cow would be kinder and less scary



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Feb 18, 2018 18:04:49   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
badbobby wrote:
don't worry goof pictures don't bite


I heard she does, don't you see the Fang's?

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Feb 18, 2018 18:20:14   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
goofball wrote:
I heard she does, don't you see the Fang's?

fangs???
I'll look agin

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Feb 18, 2018 18:27:49   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Cow hit by a limo

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back
seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and
check on that cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead,
but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the
farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on
his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife
gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the nasty woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"Hi--I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?
b Cow hit by a limo /b br br Suddenly, a cow ru... (show quote)


Sehr gut.

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Feb 18, 2018 19:31:41   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
badbobby wrote:
fangs???
I'll look agin


They only come out at night!

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Feb 18, 2018 19:36:10   #
glibona Loc: Nevada
 
Hemiman wrote:
Damn good ,mixing current events and humor can’t beat that combo,specially when it involves Nasty Piglosi.


Yep...she's really a la la peloser...lol

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