It's Hell To Get Old...
It's Hell To Get Old
From the Hog site comes this.
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count
as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well,
doc,it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then
I tried with my left hand, but still nothing."
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing."
"We even called up Arlene the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin'
it between her knees, but still nothing ....."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
DAMN,IM 80 years old,And,thankfully,I dont have that problem...I can screw,( and unscrew) with the best of men..
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