eagleye13 Loc: Fl

His Last Round of Golf

While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a gopher hole and accidentally overturned my golf cart.
A very beautiful and attractive golfer, who lived right there on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up I noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be
a VERY nice figure.

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under the twisted cart.

She said, " Please follow me to my villa so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on
your head, then you can rest a while, and I'll help you upright the cart later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!

"Oh, come on now," she insisted. "We need to see if you have any more scrapes and treat
them if so". Well, after all, she was really pretty, and very, very persuasive.

Being sort of shaken and weak, I finally agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We walked to her place just a 100 yards away, and after a couple of Bourbons & coke and
the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall even more open. "Stay
for a while. She won't know anything, and by the way, where is she?"

I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess."

vernon

lamo and that happened to me almost just as you said.

bahmer

That would be his last round of golf if she was still alive that is.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

I just love the golfing jokes.

bahmer

Same here.

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

Thanks.

MalG

I think the best is still: "Hit the ball and drag Charley,"

bahmer

That was a good one thanks.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Was the cart badly damaged?

bahmer

I heard that they had a hard time getting her body out of the passenger seat but aside from that it should work fine.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

How was his clubs?

bahmer

I think that they were insured and he received a brand new set that were matched to his swing rate as well as his height. He even bought some brand new professional balls that allowed him to get a lower handicap. Basically everything is going great for him and he is now living in the condo with that great looking chick right on the fairway. They have joined a couples group and play every Tuesday and Thursday.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

None the worse for wear, still serviceable.