Larry the Legend wrote:
Girls. All they need is a device to communicate with and they're happy for hours, days, maybe even months. What do they find to talk about? And while we're asking questions, what takes so long in the bathroom? What do they do in there?
It is some variation of what women do when they enter their parked car at a shopping center. If you are waiting for their space there are so many pre-flight checks that you are astounded when the reverse lights come on instead of a mighty roar and column of flame and smoke.