Badbobby needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications.
He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven.
After a successful initial interview at the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the sales manager.
"You say you have experience selling books?"
"Lots of it," replies BB.
"And you have a Master's in American history from the University of Michigan?"
"Correct," replies BB. "History is my field of study."
"Well then," says the sales manager, "As soon as I can complete this form, we can get you started in the firm."
While the sales manager is making a few notations, BB, obviously pleased with himself, begins to whistle. Looking around the room, he notices pictures of Washington and Lincoln on the walls.
Pointing to the portraits, he turns to the sales manager and says, "Fine looking men. Your partners?"
PoppaGringo wrote:
Badbobby needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications.
He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven.
After a successful initial interview at the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the sales manager.
"You say you have experience selling books?"
"Lots of it," replies BB.
"And you have a Master's in American history from the University of Michigan?"
"Correct," replies BB. "History is my field of study."
"Well then," says the sales manager, "As soon as I can complete this form, we can get you started in the firm."
While the sales manager is making a few notations, BB, obviously pleased with himself, begins to whistle. Looking around the room, he notices pictures of Washington and Lincoln on the walls.
Pointing to the portraits, he turns to the sales manager and says, "Fine looking men. Your partners?"
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He forgot to tell the sales manager that his expertise was ancient history around the time of the dinosaurs that is.
bahmer wrote:
He forgot to tell the sales manager that his expe... (
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I see you're back to your senses, Bahmer.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Badbobby needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications.
He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven.
After a successful initial interview at the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the sales manager.
"You say you have experience selling books?"
"Lots of it," replies BB.
"And you have a Master's in American history from the University of Michigan?"
"Correct," replies BB. "History is my field of study."
"Well then," says the sales manager, "As soon as I can complete this form, we can get you started in the firm."
While the sales manager is making a few notations, BB, obviously pleased with himself, begins to whistle. Looking around the room, he notices pictures of Washington and Lincoln on the walls.
Pointing to the portraits, he turns to the sales manager and says, "Fine looking men. Your partners?"
Badbobby needs a job, and has no qualms about inve... (
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This comes as no surprise.
BB, after all, has nothing but a Swabbie background to fall back on.
Pitiful, just pitiful.
slatten49 wrote:
This comes as no surprise
BB, after all, has nothing but a Swabbie background to fall back on.
Pitiful, just pitiful.
That is his problem...he keeps falling back.
slatten49 wrote:
This comes as no surprise.
BB, after all, has nothing but a Swabbie background to fall back on.
Pitiful, just pitiful.
well Slat
I do fall back laughing
at your pitiful attempts to diss me
PoppaGringo wrote:
That is his problem...he keeps falling back.
never a thought of your own Papi??
just parrot your grasshopper??
badbobby wrote:
thanks .Friend???
It's the only thing that I could come up with to save you because I know most all of the Navy men would know who Lincoln and Washington are.
No one could possibly pass the Navy entrance exam and not know who our past fearless leaders are except for maybe some durn Marines that is..
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