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Feb 13, 2018 15:43:19   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
SMART ASS Had to pass this one on...I

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."


Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid!

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Feb 13, 2018 15:59:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
pafret wrote:
SMART ASS Had to pass this one on...I

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."


Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid!
SMART ASS Had to pass this one on...I br br Two ... (show quote)

lol
hi paf
where you been???


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Feb 13, 2018 16:03:26   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
badbobby wrote:
lol
hi paf
where you been???



Hospitals recovering from a fall on an icy driveway. It has been a tough couple of months.

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Feb 13, 2018 16:28:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
pafret wrote:
Hospitals recovering from a fall on an icy driveway. It has been a tough couple of months.


hope you are well now
glad to have you back
it seems you are one of the few who respond to my posts

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Feb 14, 2018 09:36:13   #
Lonewolf
 
Good one


pafret wrote:
SMART ASS Had to pass this one on...I





Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet,the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."


Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid!
SMART ASS Had to pass this one on...I br br br ... (show quote)

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