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I think I will have another beer and then maybe a nap.
Feb 13, 2018 08:08:02   #
cold iron Loc: White House
 
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

I think I will have another beer and then maybe a nap.

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Feb 13, 2018 08:21:03   #
Kevyn
 
cold iron wrote:
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

I think I will have another beer and then maybe a nap.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat d... (show quote)
And depending on your wife’s attitude perhaps a kick in the nuts.

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Feb 13, 2018 09:41:10   #
bestpal38 Loc: Cedar City, Utah
 
cold iron wrote:
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

I think I will have another beer and then maybe a nap.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat d... (show quote)

Very good thinking on your part, love the logic there.

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Feb 13, 2018 10:59:42   #
cold iron Loc: White House
 
Kevyn wrote:
And depending on your wife’s attitude perhaps a kick in the nuts.


Well, unlike you, I have nuts.!!

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Feb 13, 2018 11:06:10   #
fullspinzoo
 
cold iron wrote:
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

I think I will have another beer and then maybe a nap.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat d... (show quote)


Unfortunately, probably the most informative post on OPP today!

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Feb 13, 2018 11:12:17   #
cold iron Loc: White House
 
fullspinzoo wrote:
Unfortunately, probably the most informative post on OPP today!


lol

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Feb 13, 2018 11:32:32   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
fullspinzoo wrote:
Unfortunately, probably the most informative post on OPP today!



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Feb 14, 2018 09:15:18   #
Kevyn
 
cold iron wrote:
Well, unlike you, I have nuts.!!
the ones your gargling don’t count.

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Feb 14, 2018 11:22:38   #
bahmer
 
cold iron wrote:
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.

I think I will have another beer and then maybe a nap.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat d... (show quote)




Very good reasoning there.

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Feb 14, 2018 11:32:16   #
grey gringo Loc: South Texas
 
cold iron wrote:
Well, unlike you, I have nuts.!!


Well said...

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Feb 14, 2018 19:59:29   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
cold iron wrote:
Well, unlike you, I have nuts.!!


😁😁😁😁😁😁

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