Maxine
Feb 12, 2018 16:36:46 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Maxine:
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
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5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2
Feb 12, 2018 18:02:47 #
[quote=no propaganda please]Maxine:
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2[/quote]
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2[/quote]
Feb 12, 2018 18:14:01 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
[quote=no propaganda please]Maxine:
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2[/quote]
I like your reminder best but the others 1-10 are great
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2[/quote]
I like your reminder best but the others 1-10 are great
Feb 12, 2018 18:15:05 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
bggamers wrote:
I like your reminder best but the others 1-10 are great
Dont ask me how my reply got onto your message because I have NO IDEA
Feb 12, 2018 18:16:59 #
EL
Loc: Massachusetts
no propaganda please wrote:
Maxine:
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2
Mine too!!!
Feb 13, 2018 16:23:34 #
[quote=no propaganda please]Maxine:
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2[/quote]
seems to me that #5 kinda fits me
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2[/quote]
seems to me that #5 kinda fits me
Feb 13, 2018 22:45:21 #
goofball
Loc: timbucktoo
[quote=no propaganda please]Maxine:
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2[/quote]
Love#9😂😂😂
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called “Ministers do more than Lay People.â€
2. Transgender: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
[IMG]
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is, if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and it really chilled the mood.
[IMG]
7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who takes the trash out, and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
[IMG]
9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day: Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
My favorite is #2[/quote]
Love#9😂😂😂
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