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Feb 12, 2018 12:45:09   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Stay Off Your Bike

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.

If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."



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Feb 13, 2018 11:59:06   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Stay Off Your Bike

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.

If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
b Stay Off Your Bike /b br br My wife found out... (show quote)


Good one thanks

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Feb 13, 2018 16:50:34   #
teabag09
 
I could see where it was going, busted me up anyway. Mike
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Stay Off Your Bike

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.

If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
b Stay Off Your Bike /b br br My wife found out... (show quote)

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Feb 13, 2018 21:55:05   #
GmanTerry
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Stay Off Your Bike

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.

If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
b Stay Off Your Bike /b br br My wife found out... (show quote)


That is just plain phunnie. Thanks.

Semper Fi

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Feb 13, 2018 22:46:50   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Stay Off Your Bike

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.

If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
b Stay Off Your Bike /b br br My wife found out... (show quote)


Very funny!😂😂😂😂😂

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Feb 14, 2018 10:21:02   #
bahmer
 
goofball wrote:
Very funny!😂😂😂😂😂


Hey Goofball your smiley faces don't show up here on OPP for a large majority of us on here. Please use the smiley faces provided by OPP at the bottom of post that you are typing where it says show smiles those work for all of us. Thanks.

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Feb 14, 2018 10:41:58   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
bahmer wrote:
Hey Goofball your smiley faces don't show up here on OPP for a large majority of us on here. Please use the smiley faces provided by OPP at the bottom of post that you are typing where it says show smiles those work for all of us. Thanks.
Hey Goofball your smiley faces don't show up here ... (show quote)

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I seen his smiley faces: 😂😂😂😂😂 they are just very pale--maybe they are for racist---like me.

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Feb 14, 2018 12:13:57   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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I seen his smiley faces: 😂😂😂😂😂 they are just very pale--maybe they are for racist---like me.
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All I see is a line at the top and a line at the bottom and two very very light lines on either side of the two lines at the top and bottom an dI am racist as well I guess.

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Feb 14, 2018 19:46:10   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
bahmer wrote:
Hey Goofball your smiley faces don't show up here on OPP for a large majority of us on here. Please use the smiley faces provided by OPP at the bottom of post that you are typing where it says show smiles those work for all of us. Thanks.
Hey Goofball your smiley faces don't show up here ... (show quote)


?

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Feb 15, 2018 10:40:11   #
bahmer
 
goofball wrote:
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Why the question mark what is so hard to understand? The smiley faces that you are using don't show up for everyone here on OPP. I don't know what smiley faces you are posting. Use the ones supplied by OPP and everyone will be able to see them.

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Feb 15, 2018 10:57:34   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
bahmer wrote:
Why the question mark what is so hard to understand? The smiley faces that you are using don't show up for everyone here on OPP. I don't know what smiley faces you are posting. Use the ones supplied by OPP and everyone will be able to see them.


Where do you find smiling face on opp?

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Feb 15, 2018 11:18:51   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
goofball wrote:
Where do you find smiling face on opp?

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Just to the right of the 2 boxs [Send] [Preview] (Show Smiles)



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Feb 15, 2018 11:59:32   #
bahmer
 
goofball wrote:
Where do you find smiling face on opp?


After you enter Quote Reply and are about to type your answer or reply look down at the bottom of the box you are typing in and tiu will see Send, Preview. Show Smiles and Show Tags. Click on Show Smiles and you will see all of the different smiley faces available to be used here on OPP. Good luck and there are many to chose from.

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Feb 15, 2018 15:21:32   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
bahmer wrote:
After you enter Quote Reply and are about to type your answer or reply look down at the bottom of the box you are typing in and tiu will see Send, Preview. Show Smiles and Show Tags. Click on Show Smiles and you will see all of the different smiley faces available to be used here on OPP. Good luck and there are many to chose from.


all this time I never saw that, thanks!

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Feb 15, 2018 16:38:05   #
bahmer
 
goofball wrote:
all this time I never saw that, thanks!


Your welcome I have told kankune and a couple of others that insist on using the smilies that don't show up here.

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