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Feb 9, 2018 22:35:48   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good for bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.

I released the snake back into the lake without
Incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.

Life is good.

RETW




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Feb 9, 2018 22:41:08   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
... Don D.


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RETW wrote:
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good for bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.

I released the snake back into the lake without
Incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.

Life is good.

RETW

I went fishing this morning, but after a short tim... (show quote)

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Feb 10, 2018 07:53:40   #
Big dog
 
RETW wrote:
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good for bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.

I released the snake back into the lake without
Incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.

Life is good.

RETW

I went fishing this morning, but after a short tim... (show quote)


Excellent.

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Feb 10, 2018 11:34:20   #
bahmer
 
RETW wrote:
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good for bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.

I released the snake back into the lake without
Incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.

Life is good.

RETW

I went fishing this morning, but after a short tim... (show quote)





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Feb 10, 2018 15:02:59   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
RETW wrote:
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good for bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.

I released the snake back into the lake without
Incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.

Life is good.

RETW

I went fishing this morning, but after a short tim... (show quote)


cotton mouth snakes prefer the smooth taste of Jack?
I didn't know that
dam snakes are smarter than I gave them credit for
think I'll have another sip
while I ponder this revelation


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