AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Thank you Elwood!

A blonde woman motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down......

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $200 for your trouble”.

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $200 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I guess, with him paying, she decided to make a day of it.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Top drawer. I wonder what happened to the blonde and the other chimp because one of them became my neighbor.

phenry

Don’t know about the blond but the missing chimp is now posting on OPP under the name “Airheadone”

4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory

Now that right there is funny and I don't care who ya are

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goofball Loc: timbucktoo

AuntiE, you never fail to make our day well rounded! That's one I will pass on too every one I know.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mike Easterday

Oh Well!

badbobby Loc: texas

no use wasting the cash