Two Old Men Visit a Cat-House
Jan 31, 2018 03:49:52 #
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.
When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.
She used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.
The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."
The first man asked, "How's that?"
"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast... she farted and flew out the window!"
When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.
She used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.
The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."
The first man asked, "How's that?"
"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast... she farted and flew out the window!"
Jan 31, 2018 04:16:13 #
RETW wrote:
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex fo... (show quote)
That is a mental image I could have done without. Thanks loads.
Jan 31, 2018 05:28:21 #
Loki wrote:
That is a mental image I could have done without. Thanks loads.
Here's another you could of done without. Why doesn't Moosechell Obama ware any panties to a pick-nick?
Cause it keeps the flies off the watermelon
What's he difference between Moosechell obama's pussy and a bowling ball?
You can eat a bowling ball.
Jan 31, 2018 08:44:07 #
Loki wrote:
That is a mental image I could have done without. Thanks loads.
Was one of them from the Texas Hill Country and the other from St. Louis?
Feb 1, 2018 12:36:40 #
RETW wrote:
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex fo... (show quote)
why didn't you just name them Slat and Poppa RETW???
Feb 1, 2018 15:31:43 #
badbobby wrote:
why didn't you just name them Slat and Poppa RETW???
Now, wait a minute, I don't want these two ..... a hummmmmm .... fine gentleman
Getting all mad at me. Beside's, I like em.
Feb 1, 2018 15:36:22 #
RETW wrote:
Now, wait a minute, I don't want these two ..... a hummmmmm .... fine gentleman
Getting all mad at me. Beside's, I like em.
Getting all mad at me. Beside's, I like em.
they do kinda grow on you
their Ious grow on you too
Feb 1, 2018 15:45:04 #
badbobby wrote:
they do kinda grow on you
their Ious grow on you too
their Ious grow on you too
Personaly, they both show more common sense in their little fingernails, then johnmont does in his
whole body. I am so sick of that self-proclaimed fancy boy. And I don't care if the administration likes it
or not.
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