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Jan 31, 2018 01:07:05   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
Three little boys were concerned.

Because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized And didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little boy said, 'We need to be baptized Because no one will come out and play with us.

Will you baptize us?

'Sure,' said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom And dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, One at a time.

Then he said, 'You are now baptized!'

When they got outside, One of them asked, What religion do you think we are?'

The oldest one said,

We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.'

'We're not Babtits, because they dunk all of you in the water.'

'We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.'

The littlest one said, 'Didn't you smell that water?

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.

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Jan 31, 2018 01:22:12   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
RETW wrote:
Three little boys were concerned.

Because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized And didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little boy said, 'We need to be baptized Because no one will come out and play with us.

Will you baptize us?

'Sure,' said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom And dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, One at a time.

Then he said, 'You are now baptized!'

When they got outside, One of them asked, What religion do you think we are?'

The oldest one said,

We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.'

'We're not Babtits, because they dunk all of you in the water.'

'We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.'

The littlest one said, 'Didn't you smell that water?

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
Three little boys were concerned. br br Because... (show quote)


Lolololl excellent!!!

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Jan 31, 2018 02:00:34   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RETW wrote:
Three little boys were concerned.

Because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized And didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little boy said, 'We need to be baptized Because no one will come out and play with us.

Will you baptize us?

'Sure,' said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom And dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, One at a time.

Then he said, 'You are now baptized!'

When they got outside, One of them asked, What religion do you think we are?'

The oldest one said,

We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.'

'We're not Babtits, because they dunk all of you in the water.'

'We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.'

The littlest one said, 'Didn't you smell that water?

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
Three little boys were concerned. br br Because... (show quote)



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Jan 31, 2018 06:46:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Not bad a'tall, RETW.

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Feb 1, 2018 07:37:53   #
Big dog
 
RETW wrote:
Three little boys were concerned.

Because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized And didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little boy said, 'We need to be baptized Because no one will come out and play with us.

Will you baptize us?

'Sure,' said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom And dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, One at a time.

Then he said, 'You are now baptized!'

When they got outside, One of them asked, What religion do you think we are?'

The oldest one said,

We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.'

'We're not Babtits, because they dunk all of you in the water.'

'We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.'

The littlest one said, 'Didn't you smell that water?

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
Three little boys were concerned. br br Because... (show quote)

And Again, GREAT.

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Feb 1, 2018 12:27:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
RETW wrote:
Three little boys were concerned.

Because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized And didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little boy said, 'We need to be baptized Because no one will come out and play with us.

Will you baptize us?

'Sure,' said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom And dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, One at a time.

Then he said, 'You are now baptized!'

When they got outside, One of them asked, What religion do you think we are?'

The oldest one said,

We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.'

'We're not Babtits, because they dunk all of you in the water.'

'We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.'

The littlest one said, 'Didn't you smell that water?

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
Three little boys were concerned. br br Because... (show quote)


very funny
you may sit in the front seat today


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Feb 1, 2018 13:12:30   #
bahmer
 
RETW wrote:
Three little boys were concerned.

Because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized And didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there.

One little boy said, 'We need to be baptized Because no one will come out and play with us.

Will you baptize us?

'Sure,' said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom And dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, One at a time.

Then he said, 'You are now baptized!'

When they got outside, One of them asked, What religion do you think we are?'

The oldest one said,

We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.'

'We're not Babtits, because they dunk all of you in the water.'

'We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.'

The littlest one said, 'Didn't you smell that water?

They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.
Three little boys were concerned. br br Because... (show quote)


LOL excellent.

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Feb 1, 2018 15:49:29   #
RETW Loc: Washington
 
badbobby wrote:
very funny
you may sit in the front seat today





Hot dam, can I have a lolly To?

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Feb 1, 2018 16:38:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
RETW wrote:
Hot dam, can I have a lolly To?


you betcha
but don't tell Poppa---
I wouldn't give him one

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Feb 1, 2018 22:19:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
you betcha
but don't tell Poppa---
I wouldn't give him one


Poppa didn't want it.

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Feb 2, 2018 11:05:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Poppa didn't want it.


you're always cryin for a lolly

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Feb 2, 2018 14:13:50   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
you're always cryin for a lolly


No, just for your redemption of the IOU's held by both Boot and myself.

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Feb 2, 2018 14:23:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
No, just for your redemption of the IOU's held by both Boot and myself.


still dreaming
mon pauvre

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