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Jan 21, 2018 07:27:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
My heart is racing My chest is tight I’m feeling spacey I’m not alright My feet are wobbly I can not stand I can’t think straight Got shaky hands Can’t do the things I normally could do Can’t cross the street Can’t tie my shoe My voice is slurred My sight is blurry and I just aint right.

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Jan 21, 2018 07:31:24   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
badbobby wrote:
My heart is racing My chest is tight I’m feeling spacey I’m not alright My feet are wobbly I can not stand I can’t think straight Got shaky hands Can’t do the things I normally could do Can’t cross the street Can’t tie my shoe My voice is slurred My sight is blurry and I just aint right.


Business as usual then. You'll just have to let them catch you so they can have their way with you and you'll do better after that. Don't worry, they won't 'hurt' you. (Not too much, anyway... )

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Jan 21, 2018 07:32:29   #
Liberty Tree
 
badbobby wrote:
My heart is racing My chest is tight I’m feeling spacey I’m not alright My feet are wobbly I can not stand I can’t think straight Got shaky hands Can’t do the things I normally could do Can’t cross the street Can’t tie my shoe My voice is slurred My sight is blurry and I just aint right.


Do not worry, the big net they are going to use to catch you and the white straight jacket they will put you in really will not hurt you.

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Jan 21, 2018 08:20:33   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Just my luck that they aren't after me!, as there uncle "Willie" is patiently waiting with a stiff neck from waiting so long.

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Jan 21, 2018 08:29:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
My heart is racing My chest is tight I’m feeling spacey I’m not alright My feet are wobbly I can not stand I can’t think straight Got shaky hands Can’t do the things I normally could do Can’t cross the street Can’t tie my shoe My voice is slurred My sight is blurry and I just aint right.

So, what's different for you from any other day

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Jan 21, 2018 08:32:43   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
badbobby wrote:
My heart is racing My chest is tight I’m feeling spacey I’m not alright My feet are wobbly I can not stand I can’t think straight Got shaky hands Can’t do the things I normally could do Can’t cross the street Can’t tie my shoe My voice is slurred My sight is blurry and I just aint right.


Don't worry BB. Just slow down and let them pass.
Their intent on joining the three Marines in front of
you.
Happens to most Swabbies all the time!

SEMPER FI

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Jan 21, 2018 08:40:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
mongo wrote:
Don't worry BB. Just slow down and let them pass.
Their intent on joining the three Marines in front of
you.
Happens to most Swabbies all the time!

SEMPER FI


Exactly, Mongo.

BB, like most Water Lilies, simply hates to admit it.

SEMPER FI

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Jan 21, 2018 09:04:56   #
moldyoldy
 
Still dreaming.

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Jan 21, 2018 09:24:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Still dreaming.

I say, as BB is a 'dreamer,' let's keep him in country. After all, he is becoming a national treasure.

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Jan 21, 2018 10:35:13   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
My d--k is hard
My ba--s are smokin
I need some p-s-y
And I aint jokin!


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Jan 21, 2018 10:52:51   #
moldyoldy
 
slatten49 wrote:
I say, as BB is a 'dreamer,' let's keep him in country. After all, he is becoming a national treasure.


He is much too old for DACA.

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Jan 21, 2018 11:19:23   #
vernon
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Business as usual then. You'll just have to let them catch you so they can have their way with you and you'll do better after that. Don't worry, they won't 'hurt' you. (Not too much, anyway... )



Just remember, stand them all on their head and they all look alike.

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Jan 21, 2018 12:05:35   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
slatten49 wrote:
I say, as BB is a 'dreamer,' let's keep him in country. After all, he is becoming a national treasure.


Well, at least a historic relic of the stone age!

SEMPER FI

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Jan 21, 2018 12:17:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
mongo wrote:
Well, at least a historic relic of the stone age!

SEMPER FI

Well, yeah, one could say that. "Look at that cave-man go" .... The following is BadBobby's theme song....

Oop-oop, oop, oop-oop
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
There's a man in the funny papers we all know
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
He lived 'way back a long time ago
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
He don't eat nothin' but a bear cat stew
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Well, this cat's name is-a Alley-Oop
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
He got a chauffeur that's a genuwine dinosawruh
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
And he can knuckle your head before you count to fawruh
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
He got a big ugly club and a head fulla hairuh
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Like great big lions and grizzly bearuhs
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
Look at that cave man go!!
He rides thru the jungle tearin' limbs offa trees
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Knockin' great big monstahs dead on their knees
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
The cats don't bug him cuz they know bettah
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Cuz he's a mean motah scootah and a bad go-gettah
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
Look at that cave man go!!
Thair he goes,
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Look at that cave man go
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
He sure is hip ain't he
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Like what's happening
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
He's too much
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Ride, Daddy, ride
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Hi-yo dinosawruh
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Ride, Daddy, ride
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Get 'em, man
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Like--hipsville
Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop

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Jan 21, 2018 12:31:27   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
slatten49 wrote:
I say, as BB is a 'dreamer,' let's keep him in country. After all, he is becoming a national treasure.



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