Slat and the Sgt Major
Jan 15, 2018 13:44:45 #
Slat and the Sgt Major were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day, the Sgt Major feeling bad about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.
The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.
"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Whatever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place."
The next day, the Sgt Major feeling bad about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf.
The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked.
"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Whatever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'."
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place."
Jan 15, 2018 13:55:50 #
Noraa
Loc: Kansas
badbobby wrote:
Slat and the Sgt Major were having an argument in ... (show quote)
That's really bad Bobby!!
Jan 15, 2018 13:58:21 #
Jan 15, 2018 14:06:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Slat and the Sgt Major were having an argument in ... (show quote)
Reviving memories of your marriage's rockier moments, BB
Jan 15, 2018 14:08:12 #
badbobby wrote:
Slat and the Sgt Major were having an argument in ... (show quote)
Excellent I must say.
Jan 15, 2018 14:08:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
Reviving memories of your marriage's rockier moments, BB
just repeating the story Papi told me SLAT
Jan 15, 2018 14:11:07 #
Jan 15, 2018 14:12:37 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
just repeating the story Papi told me SLAT
You never listened to Salty previously, you old coot.
Jan 15, 2018 14:14:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
You never listened to Salty previously, you old coot.
if it's juicy
and it's about you
I do
Jan 15, 2018 14:19:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
if it's juicy
and it's about you
I do
and it's about you
I do
Now that, I both believe and understand.
Jan 15, 2018 16:24:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
Now that, I both believe and understand.
Papi does know a lotta dirt too
and he don't mind telling
Jan 15, 2018 16:43:43 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Papi does know a lotta dirt too
and he don't mind telling
and he don't mind telling
Not to worry, BB, I won't let others know of what he said about your being such a lascivious old feller.
Jan 15, 2018 17:09:33 #
slatten49 wrote:
Not to worry, BB, I won't let others know of what he said about your being such a lascivious old feller.
preciate that but
there you go agin Slat
usin that word "old"
determined aintcha???
Jan 15, 2018 17:26:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
preciate that but
there you go agin Slat
usin that word "old"
determined aintcha???
there you go agin Slat
usin that word "old"
determined aintcha???
"Yup." [quote/BB]
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.