The Cowboy at the Theatre
Dec 29, 2017 19:27:37 #
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.
The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment, he had returned with the manager.
Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied....... "The balcony."
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.
The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment, he had returned with the manager.
Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied....... "The balcony."
Dec 29, 2017 19:32:28 #
Didn't see that one coming. Thanks for the laugh.
PoppaGringo wrote:
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats ... (show quote)
Dec 29, 2017 19:37:43 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats ... (show quote)
lol
your best Papi
you may take the front seat
until tomorrow morning
Dec 29, 2017 20:23:36 #
badbobby wrote:
lol
your best Papi
you may take the front seat
until tomorrow morning
your best Papi
you may take the front seat
until tomorrow morning
Danke.
Dec 30, 2017 00:11:44 #
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Dec 30, 2017 09:23:54 #
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Dec 30, 2017 15:51:46 #
That may have made the rounds when balconies were invented for movie houses. But, I guess, if you never heard it before, it is okay.
Dec 30, 2017 16:13:52 #
Y360AZ wrote:
That may have made the rounds when balconies were invented for movie houses. But, I guess, if you never heard it before, it is okay.
old people tell old jokes Y3
if you're lucky
you may become one
Dec 30, 2017 16:25:10 #
badbobby wrote:
old people tell old jokes Y3
if you're lucky
you may become one
if you're lucky
you may become one
Another truism from mi viejo amigo badbobby.
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