Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

God's words on homosexuality:

"Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable".

Definition:
Detestable: 'Deserving intense dislike'.

In other words, don't 'get your freak on' with another guy, because God doesn't like it. Be advised, being the Almighty, he is probably the Most Important One you would do well to stay on the good side of. If He says 'don't do this, I don't like it', it's a good idea not to do it, because eternity is a very, very long time to spend on the Almighty's 'naughty list'.

Don't say you weren't warned....

Crayons Loc: St Jo, Texas

KJV/Bible warns about bestiality as well.

iFrank Loc: San Antonio

Also not to sleep with you wife's mother, sister, and so on.

Radiance3

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All these GAYS/LESBIAN business was empowered by Mr. Obama, and his liberal courts during his administration.
Record numbers of Christian Cake bakers have been extorted and bankrupted several hundreds of thousands of dollars.

The Gays wedding always target the Christian cake bakers, knowing that they will refuse because it is against their faith. So, these gays order their wedding cake, and when the Christian bakers deny, they sue for several hundreds thousand dollars. The Gay lawyer share the loot. The liberal Court fines the Cake Bakers for several hundreds of thousands or until the baker is bankrupt. The money extorted is then transferred to the Gay couple, shared with their extortionist lawyer.

Then the GAY COUPLE FLY ON A LUXURY HONEYMOON MAN TO MAN, out of the money extorted from the bakers. After that the remaining money the GAY COUPLE buy luxury home for their man to man cohabitation.

This lifestyle is the Obama way or the Pelosi and Schumer way along with all democrats and leftists.

Chocura750

Get a grip, radiance3. The bible in so far as I know doesn't say it is wrong to sell a cake to a gay person.

Dr. Evil Loc: In Your Face

But it does speak of you, a simpleton.

Betta

What the Bible says is to not participate in it nor have the appearance of evil. Homosexuality is demonic and marriage is between a man and woman, the natural order of things.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

You know, you're right. It doesn't say 'it is wrong to make a 'gay wedding' cake'. As far as I know (and I might be wrong on this), the bible never mentions cake at all, not even once in all of it's more than 1900 pages. Isn't that rather odd? Here is this enormous volume of knowledge, so large that it is broken down into 67 books and 21 epistles, and no mention of 'cake', anywhere. It's almost as if God wants nothing to do with this 'debate'.

So to say that the bible doesn't say it is wrong to sell a cake to a gay person would be an excellent point well made, except that it doesn't say it isn't either. Oopsies.

Here's the rub. It doesn't say you should, either, because 'cake' (see above). No, forcing good moral Christian people to bake 'gay wedding' cakes is entirely under the umbrella of 'tyrannical government', not 'Bible'. So, instead of focusing on the non-existence of the word 'cake' in the bible, we should really be looking for the authority vested in government to force Christian bakers to cater 'gay weddings'. Well, all government authority is (handily) kept in one document we call the Constitution. Fortunately for us, the Constitution is much shorter and far simpler than the Bible, so it should be easy to find, right? Just flip through a few pages and presto! There it is! Right? But no. Try as I might, I can find no clause or sentence, nothing granting government the authority to regulate the supply of 'gay wedding' cakes, period. In fact, the constitution is even less interested in 'gayness' as a whole, never even mentioning this aberration, not even once, and it grants no authorities for government to force anyone to do business with anyone else, period. It mentions nothing about 'cake' either. Not even the word.

In fact, the Constitution comes up a complete blank on everything 'gay'. Not a peep. At least the bible has Leviticus. We're arguing over an authority that doesn't even exist! How sadly moronic is that?

Justsss Loc: Wisconsin

PERFECT !

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

Velkom to the "New AmeriKa"

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Wodka, tovarich?

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

You spelled 'Vodka' wrong. no matter as I prefer rum and cola and what the ---- is "tovarich"? a rich Russki?

PZG1225 Loc: Florida

I think Larry was spelling Vodka phonetically pappa. And referring to "friend" as in "tovarich"

sorry Larry, didn't mean to answer for you.

PZG1225 Loc: Florida

Should add....every Russian I have heard speak pronounces their "v" as a "W"

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

OK so I missed off the extra 's'. Aaaaanyway...

Tovarishch or tovarisch (Russian: товарищ) is a Russian word meaning comrade, friend, colleague, or ally.

In Russia, they pronounce the 'V' in vodka as a 'W'. Hence I was trying to proffer a more authentic Russian accent by using the 'W' instead of the 'V'. By the way, do you know which province of Russia Smirnoff vodka is made in?