The professor and the chief's wife
Dec 26, 2017 21:46:02 #
The Professor and the Chief's Wife
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribes Chief's and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day, the Chief's wife gives birth to... a white child!
The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you're the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife just gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribes Chief's and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day, the Chief's wife gives birth to... a white child!
The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you're the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife just gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."
Dec 27, 2017 12:53:29 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
The Professor and the Chief's Wife br br A profe... (show quote)
wanna splain that Papi???
Dec 27, 2017 14:01:48 #
badbobby wrote:
wanna splain that Papi???
I'm sorry. I am not that good an artist. I don't draw well at all. You will have to find someone else that can transpose written words into pictorials.
Dec 27, 2017 14:04:33 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I'm sorry. I am not that good an artist. I don't draw well at all. You will have to find someone else that can transpose written words into pictorials.
in other words
you dunno either
Dec 27, 2017 14:11:27 #
badbobby wrote:
in other words
you dunno either
you dunno either
I understand completely. It is that you don't comprehend the written word and must rely on pictorials for your edification.
Dec 27, 2017 15:38:16 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I understand completely. It is that you don't comprehend the written word and must rely on pictorials for your edification.
I'll admit it
I do understand your "joke"
I jus wanted you to explain it for Slat
you know how slow he is
Dec 27, 2017 17:14:11 #
badbobby wrote:
I'll admit it
I do understand your "joke"
I jus wanted you to explain it for Slat
you know how slow he is
I do understand your "joke"
I jus wanted you to explain it for Slat
you know how slow he is
You know not of what you speak. Boot is so erudite he can draw pictures with words.
Dec 27, 2017 17:31:44 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
You know not of what you speak. Boot is so erudite he can draw pictures with words.
mayhaps we could encourage "boot" to draw a pic of your "joke"
Dec 27, 2017 17:36:46 #
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps we could encourage "boot" to draw a pic of your "joke"
And what joke are you referencing pray tell?
Dec 27, 2017 18:08:43 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
And what joke are you referencing pray tell?
your "joke"on this thread---duh
Dec 27, 2017 18:14:10 #
badbobby wrote:
your "joke"on this thread---duh
I didn't refer to you being a joke. If that is what you thought, then I apologize. I wouldn't want to insult any comedians.
Dec 27, 2017 18:25:09 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I didn't refer to you being a joke. If that is what you thought, then I apologize. I wouldn't want to insult any comedians.
I didn't think you did mi amigo
but you may apologize for many other things if you so wish
Dec 27, 2017 18:27:57 #
badbobby wrote:
I didn't think you did mi amigo
but you may apologize for many other things if you so wish
but you may apologize for many other things if you so wish
Now if I did that I would be apologizing for apologizing.
Dec 30, 2017 10:21:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I'll admit it
I do understand your "joke"
I jus wanted you to explain it for Slat
you know how slow he is
I do understand your "joke"
I jus wanted you to explain it for Slat
you know how slow he is
True 'nuf, BB. I slowly drained you of all your money at the poker table. If I had done it quickly, I would have ruined a good thing.
Dec 30, 2017 10:23:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps we could encourage "boot" to draw a pic of your "joke"
That picture is clear in my mind, BB.
Perhaps, if your mind weren't so muddled, it would be clear enough for you, also.
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.