golf on Christmas
Dec 18, 2017 18:06:15 #
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up
on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument,
go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and
said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning
arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.
The second guy says, “My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf" and she said "It’s cold out, take a sweater"
Merry Christmas everybody
on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument,
go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and
said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning
arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.
The second guy says, “My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf" and she said "It’s cold out, take a sweater"
Merry Christmas everybody
Dec 18, 2017 18:23:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of ... (show quote)
Golfed a lot during your marriage, did ya', BB
Dec 18, 2017 18:31:29 #
slatten49 wrote:
Golfed a lot during your marriage, did ya', BB
on Christmas day too
Dec 18, 2017 18:58:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
on Christmas day too
No doubt, Mrs. BB had plenty of sweaters ready for you.
Dec 18, 2017 19:21:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
No doubt, Mrs. BB had plenty of sweaters ready for you.
and Jack when I returned
Dec 18, 2017 20:27:17 #
badbobby wrote:
and Jack when I returned
Yep, she sure treats you well. What do you do for her?
Dec 19, 2017 07:54:49 #
Dec 19, 2017 08:18:15 #
badbobby wrote:
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of ... (show quote)
I'll use that this weekend for duck hunting.
Dec 19, 2017 11:59:15 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, she sure treats you well. What do you do for her?
I'm there for her
always
Dec 19, 2017 20:47:09 #
badbobby wrote:
I'm there for her
always
always
For which I am sure, she is happy.
Dec 20, 2017 13:06:09 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
For which I am sure, she is happy.
seems to be Papi
at least she still cooks for me
once or twice a week anyhow
Dec 20, 2017 18:11:42 #
badbobby wrote:
seems to be Papi
at least she still cooks for me
once or twice a week anyhow
at least she still cooks for me
once or twice a week anyhow
Perhaps Boot could invite you over for the other 5 of 6 days, as long as you let him fill first.
Dec 21, 2017 10:45:48 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Perhaps Boot could invite you over for the other 5 of 6 days, as long as you let him fill first.
there wouldn't even be scraps left
thank goodness for Burger King
Dec 21, 2017 17:54:33 #
badbobby wrote:
there wouldn't even be scraps left
thank goodness for Burger King
thank goodness for Burger King
Yep, you are probably right about Boot.
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