Whatever you do, the Lord is Watching.
Dec 14, 2017 13:52:50 #
An oldie but goodie...
Whatever You Do, the Lord Is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
Whatever You Do, the Lord Is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
Dec 14, 2017 14:22:21 #
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
PoppaGringo wrote:
An oldie but goodie... br br br Whatever You Do,... (show quote)
Dec 14, 2017 14:33:01 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
Hey, we can't arrest all of the Progressives.
Dec 14, 2017 14:34:13 #
Crayons
Loc: St Jo, Texas
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
ya mean like what the lucy klintoon associates do? IE: the podesta the molesta group
Dec 14, 2017 14:35:11 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
What's your point, Wolfe?
Dec 14, 2017 14:40:38 #
Dec 14, 2017 14:46:42 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
To reiterate; Everyone has the right to be stupid...It's just that some abuse the privilege. Wolfie, you are very abusive.
Dec 14, 2017 14:55:05 #
We again need to teach them to farm, since they ran the farmers out of there country or worse killed them, took there farms burn't them to the ground, now we are to cripple them by feeding them,? it is not the responsibility of government to feed cloth and house each person or even a child in this manner.. we as individuals, thru the church, reach out to help people help themselves, teach them to grow food and take care of others, but the tribal wars will not allow this, thus this horrible circle continues
Dec 14, 2017 14:58:57 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
This is my point!
Why do you colored people expect us to feed your children ?
Why don't you feed the poor little picaninnies yourselves ?
We feed our poor little peckerwoods.
Dec 14, 2017 15:33:37 #
Crayons
Loc: St Jo, Texas
the Doc that exposed the Haitian fraud? the Klintoon's theft of Haitian
hurricane relief money? was found murdered with a knife in his chest.
hurricane relief money? was found murdered with a knife in his chest.
Dec 15, 2017 08:24:30 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
So tell us, what do you do to help feed the starving children of the world. If you do nothing then why do you expect others to feed them? There are many origination that are trying to “feed the children” that could use your help.
Dec 15, 2017 08:52:12 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
I just knew some sick "new AmeriKa" bastard would pop off.So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
Dec 15, 2017 10:18:04 #
11r20 wrote:
ya mean like what the lucy klintoon associates do? IE: the podesta the molesta group
I knew you'd fit right in! Glad you're here!
SGM B out.
Dec 15, 2017 10:29:11 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
Geeze. What a prick.
Dec 15, 2017 13:42:06 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
Geeze. What a prick.
Not really. That is part of a man and he doesn't qualify.
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