badbob85037 wrote:
I'm sorry. Tell ya what how bout I say something that is wrong? Or better yet here is a few jokes.
What's the difference between a democrat and a trampoline?
You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
Why do they bury democrats 100 feet down?
Because deep down they are good people.
What's the difference between a democrat and a catfish?
One is an ulgy scum sucking bottom feeder the other is a fish.
What's the difference between a democrat on a bike and a vacuum clearer?
The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.
What's the difference between a democrat and a prostitute?
The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
What is black and brown that looks good on a democrat?
A Pit Bull.
What's the definition of 'a shame'?
When a bus load of democrats go off a cliff and there's an empty seat.
What's the difference between a democrat and a puppy?
A puppy stops whining when it grows up.
How many Republicans does it take to raise taxes?
Trick question, democrats raise taxes.
What's the difference between a democrat and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one but the light bulb really gets screwed.
What do you call a democrat in prison?
Justice.
Why did obama cross the road?
He had his dick in a chicken.
Why don't they let democrats swim in the ocean?
They can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Feel better?
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Bad Bob:
The first time I heard those jokes I kicked every slat out of my crib.
Snoopy
moldyoldy wrote:
Right udder and full stream ahead.
er--er-ah moldy
that's spose to be "steam"
of course it is possible you could be in a stream
badbobby wrote:
er--er-ah moldy
that's spose to be "steam"
of course it is possible you could be in a stream
If you squeeze that udder just right, you get a mighty stream.
moldyoldy wrote:
If you squeeze that udder just right, you get a mighty stream.
dam moldy
you're as confused as Poppa Gringo
and that is pretty dam confused
badbobby wrote:
dam moldy
you're as confused as Poppa Gringo
and that is pretty dam confused
Now you have gone and done it you danged Swab Jockey. Lumping me with the old moldy one. I doubt you can ever be forgiven for this travesty. Shame, shame, shame, SHAME....
badbobby wrote:
two peas in a pod
Please backtrack your comment or I shall never again be able to take your money by playing poker with you. I don't wish to have our friendship destroyed by such an inane comment uttered by you. I am sure after you have rethought your nasty comment you will be happy to retract it. I won't even ask for an apology just to show you I would harbor no ill feelings. I would just consider it an unfortunate lapse in judgment, which, unfortunately, is a rather common trait amongst certain Swabbies. Fair winds and following seas.
[quote=PoppaGringo]Please backtrack your comment or I shall never again be able to take your money by playing poker with you. I don't wish to have our friendship destroyed by such an inane comment uttered by you. I am sure after you have rethought your nasty comment you will be happy to retract it. I won't even ask for an apology just to show you I would harbor no ill feelings. I would just consider it an unfortunate lapse in judgment, which, unfortunately, is a rather common trait amongst certain Swabbies. Fair winds and following seas.
you're still dreamin ,aint'cha??
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PoppaGringo wrote:
Please backtrack your comment or I shall never again be able to take your money by playing poker with you. I don't wish to have our friendship destroyed by such an inane comment uttered by you. I am sure after you have rethought your nasty comment you will be happy to retract it. I won't even ask for an apology just to show you I would harbor no ill feelings. I would just consider it an unfortunate lapse in judgment, which, unfortunately, is a rather common trait amongst certain Swabbies. Fair winds and following seas.
you're still dreamin ,aint'cha??
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No further comments from this corner.
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PoppaGringo wrote:
Please backtrack your comment or I shall never again be able to take your money by playing poker with you. I don't wish to have our friendship destroyed by such an inane comment uttered by you. I am sure after you have rethought your nasty comment you will be happy to retract it. I won't even ask for an apology just to show you I would harbor no ill feelings. I would just consider it an unfortunate lapse in judgment, which, unfortunately, is a rather common trait amongst certain Swabbies. Fair winds and following seas.
you're still dreamin ,aint'cha??
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He is right, you grossly insulted me.
Hi BadB, I get the distinct impression that you don't really care much for Democrats.
Thanks for the jokes, there is a lot of truth in them and they made me feel better. All their political agitprop makes me sick as well, but having been brainwashed by the Communists that's all they know how to do, so we are stuck with their politically correct BS and irrelevant nonsense. Common sense tells us that their NWO socialist/Communist Utopian pipe-dreams will only work until they run out of other peoples money. The problem appears to be that common sense isn't nearly as common as many of us think it is, because if it was these regressive "Progressives" would have some of it, and being Democrats they would be taxing it!
I try not to hold anything against the Democrats, which is the best way I can think of to keep any of their IDIOTology from rubbing off on me; I'd rather have a bad rash!
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badbob85037 wrote:
I'm sorry. Tell ya what how bout I say something that is wrong? Or better yet here is a few jokes.
What's the difference between a democrat and a trampoline?
You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
Why do they bury democrats 100 feet down?
Because deep down they are good people.
What's the difference between a democrat and a catfish?
One is an ulgy scum sucking bottom feeder the other is a fish.
What's the difference between a democrat on a bike and a vacuum clearer?
The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.
What's the difference between a democrat and a prostitute?
The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
What is black and brown that looks good on a democrat?
A Pit Bull.
What's the definition of 'a shame'?
When a bus load of democrats go off a cliff and there's an empty seat.
What's the difference between a democrat and a puppy?
A puppy stops whining when it grows up.
How many Republicans does it take to raise taxes?
Trick question, democrats raise taxes.
What's the difference between a democrat and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one but the light bulb really gets screwed.
What do you call a democrat in prison?
Justice.
Why did obama cross the road?
He had his dick in a chicken.
Why don't they let democrats swim in the ocean?
They can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Feel better?
I'm sorry. Tell ya what how bout I say something t... (
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Well, Kev, one day, as you mature, you will realize that hobbies, drugs and sex are not cure-alls. Good luck!
Kevyn wrote:
I seems as if you need a new hobby to take your mind off your troubles. Is there an opium den in your neighborhood?
moldyoldy wrote:
He is right, you grossly insulted me.
dam,dam,dam
now Ive made both of my good buddies mad at me
Poppa-moldy
please accept my apology
I will never compare the two of you again
I'll just pick on you one at a time
kcstargoat wrote:
I am sick of politics and fights over money and fights over power. I am sick of Islam and grubbing Muslims and illegal Hispanic immigrants. I am sick over religion decrying perceived evil and charities begging money for their many times tiny causes. I am sick of the battle of technology to make us faster and better looking and more intelligent. I am sick of people who say "Listen to me. I'm the one who is right!" I am sick of new cars and trucks and mattresses and handy gadgets. I am sick of "cultural" paintings and sculptures and pottery and ceramics and cloth. I am sick of CG movies and special effects and Marvel heroes and another Batman movie. I am sick of television programming for the "average" watcher, and the insipid sitcoms and "Peyton Place" dramas. I am sick of computer games and video malls. I am sick of blogs where everyone wants to seem intelligent, well-read, and, above all, right about whatever they have chosen to write about. I am sick of writing about it!
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Don't get too sick, your Medicare and Social Security are on their way out: Social security and Medicare are on their way out so we can have giant tax cuts for the extremely wealthy.:
https://crooksandliars.com/2017/12/lawrence-odonnell-how-tax-cut-bill-will-be Republicans Have been trying to get rid of these two "welfare" programs and, at last they are succeeding.
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