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A Girl and her grandpa go shopping
Dec 8, 2017 17:50:34   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."


With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."

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Dec 8, 2017 18:35:11   #
PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama
 
That is exactly what my great grand-daughter would do. Good laugh, thank you.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."


With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,... (show quote)

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Dec 8, 2017 18:48:12   #
EL Loc: Massachusetts
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."


With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,... (show quote)


Smarter than your average child.

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Dec 9, 2017 10:37:00   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

Grandpa is teaching her well..
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,... (show quote)



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Dec 9, 2017 11:32:11   #
Lonewolf
 
Good one thanks

PoppaGringo wrote:
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."


With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,... (show quote)

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Dec 9, 2017 13:03:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."


With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said. "Grandpa pay the man."
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,... (show quote)



the young lady did well
but what about poor ol gramps????
BTW--no front seat


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Dec 9, 2017 14:49:32   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
the young lady did well
but what about poor ol gramps????
BTW--no front seat



No prob. I am content with the rumble seat.

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Mar 8, 2018 02:47:08   #
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